So a geek walks into a bar… Science Jokes! [Picture]

Though not a science joke, my favorite bar humor is this bit of music geekery:

Three notes walk into a bar – a G, an E flat, and a C. The bartender looks up and says “We don’t serve minors.” So the E flat leaves and the other two have a fifth between them.

What’s your favorite geeky joke?

[via Failbook]

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27 Responses to So a geek walks into a bar… Science Jokes! [Picture]

  1. Continuing the Music joke – After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished; the G is out flat.

    An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, “Excuse me. I’ll just be a second.”

    An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.

    Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, “Get out now! You’re the seventh minor I’ve found in this bar tonight.”

  2. A male magnet enters a bar, walks up to a female magnet and says, "From your backside I thought you were repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I find you quite attractive."

  3. A string of Unix code walks into a bar, and goes straight to the next directory. (Little rusty on my programming, but I think that happens)

  4. A bacteria walks into the bar, bartender says, "We don't serve bacteria." The bacteria say, "Don't worry, I work here… I'm staph."

  5. 2 chemists walk into a bar, the first one says I'll have some H2O takes a big drink and smiles, the second one s says that looks refreshing, I'll have some H2O too, takes a big drink and dies……

  6. An infinite number of matematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one half a beer, the third one a quarter, and so on. At a certain point the bartender stops serving and claims: "You guys should know your limit!".