Darth Vader vs. Lord Voldemort: Fight!

I don’t know about you, but the geek inside me screams at the injustice behind the outcome of this battle. WTF Indeed.

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32 Responses to Darth Vader vs. Lord Voldemort: Fight!

  1. Whatever. Destroying Alderaan trumps killing Robert Pattinson, therefore Vader wins. Though he should be ashamed of being called "Annie", I blame that more on George Lucas' crackpipe.

  2. Vader wins.

    how about number of books….tons to vader
    number of comics…tons to vader
    destroying a planet is not less then killing 1 person
    and the all time big thing….voiced by james earl jones….nuff said

      • Come on! Give Vader a break! He died before Pattison was even born. I'm sure he'd at least consider it if he was still with us today!

    • Number of books? None of the general public can name ANY of Vader's appearances in books, barring the obvious film novelisations. Voldemort has him beaten on number of best-sellers.

      Number of comics? Once again, who's heard of any of them? Based on that, I'd call it a tie since I'm sure Voldemort has appeared in some Harry Potter tie-ins that no-one's heard of, either.

      Destroying a planet… You obviously didn't understand this is just a joke for geeks, not a real tally of evilness. Killing Robert Pattinson should get far more merit!

      All-time big thing? Pretty sure Ralph Fiennes beats Jake Lloyd, Hayden Christensen and David Prowse in terms of acting chops.

      Not saying Vader isn't better, I'm just saying you chose some pretty weak arguments.

      • How is that "a joke for geek"? Did you see the movies? How is it geeky to consider that giving an order to destroy a whole populated planet just to show off his power is evil?

        • I meant the Robert Pattinson thing was a joke for geeks. Yes, in the real world, destroying a planet is more evil, but to geeks? Killing Robert Pattinson is a much cooler display of evil.

          Nice way to show off your lack of a sense of humour, though!

  3. Number of people slain by lightsaber? Number of children slain by lightsaber. Destroying a planet with possibly billions of people on it definitely trumps killing a gay vampire.

  4. Seriously? Being beaten by Ewoks is the same as being beaten by schoolchildren? At least Ewoks can set traps and shoot guns and not run around yelling fake latin phrases with wands.

    Add an extra category: amount of times killed. Voldemort died like 3 times to harry potter. Vader died once.

    Also, Teenage boys wand sounds like a euphemism.

  5. *Puts on nerd hat*
    Voldemort didn't appear in the third Book/Film (Prisoner of Azkaban) Which would bring the total number of films to 7 (When the final one is released next year)

  6. 1. Voldemort didn't kill him.

    2. Killing Robert Pattinson is a GOOD thing, which makes it a very good deed, not evil.

    3. James Earl Jones does his voice.

    4. LOVE stops voldemort from killing. Freaking LOVE. You know what stops vader? God damn nothing stops vader. The only reason Luke survived him is because he let him. It was his son, and he wanted him to think on it. You know, after chopping his damn hand off.

    5. Voldemort needs his wand to do anything worthwhile (Because you said a big F U to the books already, because Vader would have won that too) while Vader just needs goddamn hands.

    How are you surprised Voldemort won? I can do a very flawless test that proves Edward is a better vampire than, say, Dracula.

    Has sparkly skin. Edward wins!

    End of test. See what I did thar? I biased the test to include things that have nothing to do with it. Oh, great, he's in more movies. Big deal. Vader has more books.

    • Once again, how many of Vader's books have been bestsellers? They sell to a minor subset of the the Star Wars films audience, which is a much smaller number than the Harry Potter films audience anyway, which itself only arose because of the bestselling books themselves which have an even greater audience.

      Vader will never win on books. Sheer numbers aren't anything, really – if you're such a good Star Wars fan, you'd know this already..

  7. people already said it, but I'm gonna keep the message near the top: Voldy didn't kill cedric diggory, he just told wormtail to do it.

  8. Folks, don't take it so seriously. This is humor. :) Vader and Voldermort aren't real. I laughed out loud at Voldermort killing Robert Pattinson. For all those going on about how Wormtail was actually the one to kill Pattinson, we should point out that Tarkin ordered the destruction of Alderaan rather than Vader. Either way, I just find this funny and don't take it seriously. :)

  9. Folks, don’t take it so seriously. This is humor. :) Vader and Voldermort aren’t real. I laughed out loud at Voldermort killing Robert Pattinson. For all those going on about how Wormtail was actually the one to kill Pattinson, we should point out that Tarkin ordered the destruction of Alderaan rather than Vader. Either way, I just find this funny and don’t take it seriously. :)

  10. In a fight at the height of there power? I take pride in trumping all of you SW fans with an easy Voldemort win. Horcruxes (invicibility) + Cloak (invisibility) + Aparation (appearing anywhere, anytime) = Win. Voldy would just go invisible, apparate behind Vader, Petrify him before he could even raise his hand, torture him with Crucio and then kill him with a quick, UNBLOCKABLE (you'd know it was unblockable of you'd read the books) curse. Face it – J.K.R made Voldemort only able to be killed by one person, HP.

    • Except for Vader is attuned (actually entirely conceived by) to the Force, which holds the whole Universe together, and is certainly more powerful than some fancy spells. Vader could easily use the force to know where Voldy is despite invisibility (In The Clone Wars Dooku defeats enemies without using sight and he is far less powerful in the force than Vader), he could know where Voldemort is apparating before he does it (Qui-Gon Jinn: Anakin can see things before they happen). Also, Voldemort is only able to be killed by the chosen one – don't forget that Anakin Skywalker is the Chosen One as well. With the force, Vader can instantly choke and/or kill enemies, even from a great distance (As he does to Admiral Ozzel, who is on the other side of the massive Executor in ESB). Voldemort doesn't stand a chance. Force controls all. Vader controls the Force. As for the Horcruxes, once Voldemort's physical body is destroyed, the Horcruxes have little defense against a Sith Lord. And finding them? Shouldn't be too tough for a galaxy-spanning Empire. Take pride in that.

      • Absolutely.
        There no Power powerful than Force.
        Voldemort is a Child with a Runny Nose before Vader!. Vader is Great Grandpa for him.
        Vader to Voldemort : Still Much Much learn to you have my young boy.
        All Hail to Lord Vader.

    • Except for Vader is attuned (actually entirely conceived by) to the Force, which holds the whole Universe together, and is certainly more powerful than some fancy spells. Vader could easily use the force to know where Voldy is despite invisibility (In The Clone Wars Dooku defeats enemies without using sight and he is far less powerful in the force than Vader), he could know where Voldemort is apparating before he does it (Qui-Gon Jinn: Anakin can see things before they happen). Also, Voldemort is only able to be killed by the chosen one – don’t forget that Anakin Skywalker is the Chosen One as well. With the force, Vader can instantly choke and/or kill enemies, even from a great distance (As he does to Admiral Ozzel, who is on the other side of the massive Executor in ESB). Voldemort doesn’t stand a chance. Force controls all. Vader controls the Force. As for the Horcruxes, once Voldemort’s physical body is destroyed, the Horcruxes have little defense against a Sith Lord. And finding them? Shouldn’t be too tough for a galaxy-spanning Empire. Take pride in that.