The Object to Your Left is Now… [PIC]

Oh crap… I’m stuck with an empty plastic bag. Now what am I supposed to do with it? Choke zombies or something? I’m doomed. DOOMED!

So, what did you get? :)

[Via Geekologie]

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285 Responses to The Object to Your Left is Now… [PIC]

  1. Either a speaker or a box of computer parts.

    The CD drive seems quite heavy, may help. Could do some damage with the PCI cards as well I expect. Think I'll leave the IDE cables where they are.

  2. My dog…The one that let the Kirby Carpet Cleaning guy come right up to the front door while she was chained up out front. First thing he says when I answer is "Well trained guard dog you have here."

    • hm, i did not mean to “like” that. what i was going to say is that you could combine your remote and batteries with someone else…

    • brains make for some bad breath. you can totally distract them by pointing out their stenchy oral hygiene. that gives you time to escape and find a better weapon.

    • brains make for some bad breath. you can totally distract them by pointing out their stenchy oral hygiene. that gives you time to escape and find a better weapon.

  3. mmmm my jewelry tools are to my left…. I can stab them in the eye with the bead reamer and pull their fingers off with the pliers oooo and glue their feet to the floor with this killer bead glue (I nearly glued my foot to the floor with it LOL)

  4. Hrm… A can of air freshener. At least I can make them smell nice before they devour my everything.

    If only the hand had pointed to the right, then I would've had the choice of a rather hefty hammer or a machete.

    • Hmm I'm feeling really stupid a the moment…how do you find what the weapon is? I've clicked on the image, tried dragging it etc…nothing!

  5. I have a folding table, weighs a couple pounds but it’s still portable. I shall fold zombies heads! muwahahahaa…..I’m going to die. XD

  6. I have a folding table, weighs a couple pounds but it's still portable. I shall fold zombies heads! muwahahahaa…..I'm going to die. XD

  7. A tank with two fire bellied toads in it. …Hmmm, maybe I can bash the zombies heads in with the tank, and the toads might be able to find some maggots in the zombies' flesh to dine on. Then everyone's happy! Well, except for the zombies. ;)

  8. On my left are many items, about 900 dvd's, a Starwars force trainer, a Yoda lightsaber replica, a plush of Richard from Looking for group, an Ewok plush, a talking plush of yoda, a can of gas for lighters, about 4 lighters, a pack of toothpick, several condoms, 6 2 meters Rj45 cables, a 6 meters TV aerial cable, my Adsl router, my clothes drying, a hifi system, and about 150 pc games, a 17 inch lcd flat screen, a red monkey plush, a small Angel statue, and lasts but not least a 3D a3 starwars poster, and my 2 meter wooden staff… If me left is not enough, I have a katana on my right, maybe I should just move the katana on the left, and be done with it ^_^

  9. Quite a bit of choice here…
    A printer, a cup, laptop power lead, a cell phone, toothbrush charger and a pair of safety glasses..

  10. How come I'm the only one with loaded firearms within easy reach? Just lucky I came here while lounging in bed I suppose. If a zombie apocalypse/SEIU riot breaks out while I'm sleeping I feel pretty good about my odds. ;-)

    • You're the only one with loaded firearms to your left. I'm right handed, keep my weapons on that side. Oh, except for my small knife… less than a 3" blade will do nada against zombies.

  11. …. a screw. my dear mother has cleaned my desk of everything but a piece of paper and a screw. Thanks for dooming me you whore!

    • lend them your cell… you borrow items from someone, lend them to someone else :P (sorry its the one thing i compulsively need to correct :)

      Or, you could take the copier apart, plenty of sharp heavy objects in the big copiers.

  12. Well its a choice of either a plate, a mug, a nail file or pack of tissues.. pretty much all single use items… might just file my nails into short claws and hope for the best…

  13. Hmm – either my wallet, my iPod, some empty soda cans, a hard drive, the Starcraft anthology, fingerless gloves, a CD of pictures, a USB sketchpad, or a tub full of pencils. If I could go RIGHT, though, I've got a K-bar military knife that is 7 inches of cold, zombie-hating steel. Damn.

  14. A metal container full of pencils and pens ^_^
    I'll stab their brains with pencils and pens through the eyes and ears while smashing in faces with the container as a boxing glove. The Pen is mightier than the Sword after all xD

  15. Thank Goodness! Its my Swiss Army Knife – I’m saved! Of course if I can choose any object to my left, and not just the one closest to the screen, then I get to use my M-1 Carbine.

  16. Thank Goodness! Its my Swiss Army Knife – I'm saved! Of course if I can choose any object to my left, and not just the one closest to the screen, then I get to use my M-1 Carbine.

  17. a pair of scissors, a cellphone and a training katana (wood)
    an the other hand to my right would have been a broadsword (yes, a real one)

    but the scissors and the training katana will have to be enough

  18. Damn…just some scotch tape. However, the item on my right is a can of air, and if you combine those two things it sounds like the start of some epic weapon construction of some sort.

  19. A half empty bottle of Evan Williams. Crap, why couldn't if be the right? I could mow down some zombies with a satellite from my Logitech Z-2300.

  20. My 40 lb bow and some couple dozen arrows, I think I'm more than covered until I reach the heavier weaponry. (And can always reuse the arrows after finishing the zombie pals) ^^

  21. I got a calculator, not even a very good one, hopefully they'll need to add something seeing as how their higher math functions are pretty much useless now.

  22. My wife is to my immediate left… which is both funny and appropriate. However, since women aren't "objects"… I guess my object is a TV- great to pass time, not so great in a fight. My wife and I are zombie meat.

  23. My wife is to my immediate left… which is both funny and appropriate. However, since women aren't "objects"… I guess my object is a TV- great to pass time, not so great in a fight. My wife and I are zombie meat.

  24. Either a cup of chocolate milk, a mediums-sized puppy, or a pillow.

    The chocolate milk is a no, I'll finish drinking that soon.
    Puppies aren't objects
    Am I allowed to fill the pillow with rocks? D:

  25. hell yeah! I got my 2600mm lens :D Thing thing could surely kill a zombie swinging it around.. Hell I heart my right foot last summer dropping it by error by trying to connect it to my camera body :/

  26. hell yeah! I got my 2600mm lens :D Thing thing could surely kill a zombie swinging it around.. Hell I heart my right foot last summer dropping it by error by trying to connect it to my camera body :/

  27. hell yeah! I got my 2600mm lens :D Thing thing could surely kill a zombie swinging it around.. Hell I heart my right foot last summer dropping it by error by trying to connect it to my camera body :/

  28. Err…

    hell yeah! I got my 2600mm lens :D This thing could surely kill a zombie swinging it around.. Hell I hurt my right foot last summer dropping it by error by trying to connect it to my camera body :/

  29. I got a small plastic version of the character "Cogsworth" from Disney's Beauty and the Beast. The coming zombie apocalypse is therefore going to feature showtunes, at least from me.

    Songs in the key of "Brains!", anyone?

  30. another monitor… well maybe it means to the left of that!
    … a phone… great… maybe I can conference-call the zombies and establish an action plan to OH-GOD-MY-FACE-WHY-ARE-YOU-CHEWING-MY-FACE?!

  31. To my left I have, a phone, a pair of headphones, a fan, Hand sanitizer, a pen, paper, and my claymore I keep hanging on the wall for decoration… now which one to choose :P I think I have things covered. (its stainless steel, so it ought to be good for a few zombies before it snaps… need to look into getting a good one…)

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