Saturday Evening Fun: Sega Sexual Innuendos

You sit there, eyes glued to the writhing, arcade-quality graphics, pulling and squeezing your knob. Now you’re breathing heavily over the digital stereo sound. Now you’re shooting all over the place. but it’s no use…”GAME OVER.”

Now you can play with yourself for hours with SEGA’s hand held, full colour games system. The arcade-quality SEGA games and graphics plus back-lit screen means you can even fiddle around in total darkness! And when you need a breather from that fast and furious hand action you can turn the GAME GEAR into a colour TV using the handy SEGA TV Adaptor (it’s COMING soon). Thus refreshed you can call on a friend for some head to head action (as long as one of you has a GEAR to GEAR Cable!). IT WILL FULLFILL YOUR WILDEST FANTASIES for only £99.99! BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED.