I love it when the Internet makes stuff happen. Thanks to reddit, there’s now a voicemail generator at oldspicevoicemail.com. Whether you’re “ripping out mass loads of weights” or “on Reddit,” there’s a personalized message for you.

Note that though as of this writing the voicemail is appropriate for a guy’s phone, there should soon be a version for gals up as well, since a video response to a female Twitter user lays the groundwork. Because who can answer their phone when they’re busy being serenaded on the moon while surviving off the oxygen in his lungs through a passionate kiss?

In a day, the Old Spice personalized messages are up from about 40 to about 200. And they’re still making me laugh.