Apple Stores Unveil New “Friend Bar”

Building on the success of the Genius bars, Apple stores across the country unveiled the Friend Bar, a new service that pairs insufferable Apple customers with “friends” that will listen to them rattle on for hours.

Oh, and if this is the first time you’ve listened to a news report from the ONN, please note that ANYTHING coming from them shouldn’t be taken too seriously. :)

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