Remember Sony’s sex toy Move controller we told you about last week? Well folks, the company has just released an ad promoting the “Move”, and unsurprisingly, it takes a jab against Nintendo’s Wiimote and Microsoft’s Project Natal.

A few funny quotes from the commercial:

• “Because real boxers don’t hit like this [flails arms exasperatingly]”
• “It’s also got what we in the future call buttons, which turn out to be pretty important to those handful of millions of people who enjoy playing shooters, platformers, or, well, anything that doesn’t involve catching a big red ball.”
• “C’mon, who wants to pretend their hand is a gun. What is this, third grade? Pew, pew, pew.”

[Via Engadget]