Ahhh to be a kid again: Paper Wars

Since I don’t speak German, I can only guess about what’s going on here, but I’m pretty sure that each and every one of you, at one point or another in your childhood, imagined yourself in a similar situation.

[Via Neatorama]

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6 Responses to Ahhh to be a kid again: Paper Wars

  1. I’ll try to translate this:

    Papierkrieg means is means “red tape” in English, but a word-to-word translation would be “paper war”.

    Boy: My paper plane is the best in the whole world. It actually has a jet propulsion!
    Girl: Mine has a super-cannon instead which actually can blast fire balls.
    Boy: Mine repels them with its tennis racket.
    Girl: So i’ll burn yours with my flame thrower.
    Boy: Doesn’t matter, it has a indestructible finish.
    Girl: When my killer bees attack you surely will stop laughing.
    Boy: But I have a bunch of flowers…
    Girl: [looks irritated]
    Boy: …with carnivorous plants.
    [we’re now at 1:00]
    Girl: Acid rain!
    Boy: Protective umbrella.
    Girl: Monster shredder!
    Boy: Spoon.
    Girl: Shotgun!
    Boy: Spiderweb.
    Girl: Hammer!
    Boy: [no idea… something with spiders probably. He mumbles a lot… Of course, she mumbles too.]
    Girl: Atomic boooooooomb!
    [We’re now at 1:17]

  2. I'll try to translate this:

    Papierkrieg means is means "red tape" in English, but a word-to-word translation would be "paper war".

    Boy: My paper plane is the best in the whole world. It actually has a jet propulsion!

    Girl: Mine has a super-cannon instead which actually can blast fire balls.

    Boy: Mine repels them with its tennis racket.

    Girl: So i'll burn yours with my flame thrower.

    Boy: Doesn't matter, it has a indestructible finish.

    Girl: When my killer bees attack you surely will stop laughing.

    Boy: But I have a bunch of flowers…

    Girl: [looks irritated]

    Boy: …with carnivorous plants.

    [we're now at 1:00]

    Girl: Acid rain!

    Boy: Protective umbrella.

    Girl: Monster shredder!

    Boy: Spoon.

    Girl: Shotgun!

    Boy: Spiderweb.

    Girl: Hammer!

    Boy: [no idea… something with spiders probably. He mumbles a lot… Of course, she mumbles too.]

    Girl: Atomic boooooooomb!

    [We're now at 1:17]

  3. Hi, im livin in Germany, so excuse my english ;)

    German:
    Boy: Mein Flieger ist der Beste auf der ganzen Welt. Der hat sogar n Düsenantrieb!
    Girl: Meiner hat dafür eine Superkanone, die Feuerbälle schießen kann.
    Boy: Meiner wehrt sie mit seinem Tennisschläger ab.
    Girl: Meiner bruzzelt dich dann mit dem Flammenwerfer!
    Boy: Macht garnix, der hat unzerstörbar-lack.
    Girl: Wenn dich meine Killerbienenarmee angreift, hast du aber nix mehr zu lachen.
    Boy: Aber ich hab doch einen Blumenstrauß.
    Girl: ?
    Boy: Mit fleischfressenden Pflanzen!
    Girl: Säureregen!
    Boy: Schutzschirm.
    Girl: Monsterhäcksler.
    Boy: Suppenlöffel!
    Girl: Schrotflinte!
    Boy: Spinnennetz.
    Girl: Hammer!
    Boy: Spinnen-boter!
    Girl: Atombombe!

    English:
    Boy: My Airplane is the best one in the whole world. It even has a Jetengine!
    Girl: Mine has a supercannon, which shoots fireballs!
    Boy: Mine deflects them with a tennis racket.
    Girl: Mine grills you with the flamethrower!
    Boy: Nothing happened, it has indestructo-paint!
    Girl: When my Army of Killer bees attacks, what will you be laughin’ at?
    Boy: But i got a bouquet
    Girl: ?
    Boy: … of carnivorous plants!
    Girl: Acidic rain!
    Boy: Protective Umbrella!
    Girl: Gigantic shredder!
    Boy: Soup spoon.
    Girl: Shotgun!
    Boy: Spiderweb.
    Girl: Hammer!
    Boy: Spider-bot!
    Girl: Atomic Bomb!

  4. Hi, im livin in Germany, so excuse my english ;)

    German:

    Boy: Mein Flieger ist der Beste auf der ganzen Welt. Der hat sogar n Düsenantrieb!

    Girl: Meiner hat dafür eine Superkanone, die Feuerbälle schießen kann.

    Boy: Meiner wehrt sie mit seinem Tennisschläger ab.

    Girl: Meiner bruzzelt dich dann mit dem Flammenwerfer!

    Boy: Macht garnix, der hat unzerstörbar-lack.

    Girl: Wenn dich meine Killerbienenarmee angreift, hast du aber nix mehr zu lachen.

    Boy: Aber ich hab doch einen Blumenstrauß.

    Girl: ?

    Boy: Mit fleischfressenden Pflanzen!

    Girl: Säureregen!

    Boy: Schutzschirm.

    Girl: Monsterhäcksler.

    Boy: Suppenlöffel!

    Girl: Schrotflinte!

    Boy: Spinnennetz.

    Girl: Hammer!

    Boy: Spinnen-boter!

    Girl: Atombombe!

    English:

    Boy: My Airplane is the best one in the whole world. It even has a Jetengine!

    Girl: Mine has a supercannon, which shoots fireballs!

    Boy: Mine deflects them with a tennis racket.

    Girl: Mine grills you with the flamethrower!

    Boy: Nothing happened, it has indestructo-paint!

    Girl: When my Army of Killer bees attacks, what will you be laughin' at?

    Boy: But i got a bouquet

    Girl: ?

    Boy: … of carnivorous plants!

    Girl: Acidic rain!

    Boy: Protective Umbrella!

    Girl: Gigantic shredder!

    Boy: Soup spoon.

    Girl: Shotgun!

    Boy: Spiderweb.

    Girl: Hammer!

    Boy: Spider-bot!

    Girl: Atomic Bomb!

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