Monday Evening Humor: King Leonidas vs. Chuck Norris

Some interesting facts about Chuck Norris:

  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
  • Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
  • There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
  • When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
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4 Responses to Monday Evening Humor: King Leonidas vs. Chuck Norris

  1. Chuck Norris does not kill cops, but he supports Jesus-Freaks who release violent killers from jail —-> like Mike “the Huckster” Huckabee.

    Chuck, you are the man ! hahahahahaha

  2. Chuck Norris does not kill cops, but he supports Jesus-Freaks who release violent killers from jail —-> like Mike "the Huckster" Huckabee.

    Chuck, you are the man ! hahahahahaha

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