A Virus Walks Into a Bar… and Other Science Jokes

In the following video, science comedian Brian Malow jokes that a virus is “the ultimate David and Goliath” when compared with humans. He then rattles off a series of hilarious science-related jokes. Enjoy!

[Via BoingBoing]

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12 Responses to A Virus Walks Into a Bar… and Other Science Jokes

  1. Some of those jokes are actually funny, “A neutrino walks into a bar and the bar tender says, ‘We do not serve neutrinos here.’ The neutrino says, “Hey, I was just passing through.”

    It takes a really clever mind to think of stuff like that.

  2. Some of those jokes are actually funny, "A neutrino walks into a bar and the bar tender says, 'We do not serve neutrinos here.' The neutrino says, "Hey, I was just passing through."

    It takes a really clever mind to think of stuff like that.

  3. A mushroom tries to get into a bar, but the boucer woun't let him in.

    "No mushrooms allowed" said the bartender.

    "But c'mon," the mushroom said "I'm a fungi!"

    *ba-dum-tssh*

  4. That makes no sense dave. The neutrino would get there before the light and would be in the bar before the bartender could percieve him.

  5. A neutrino walks into a bar. Two Buds please.
    Light?
    Oh he'll be along in .6 of a nanosecond allowing for experimental error.

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