Linux is an Evil and Uncompassionate OS

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41 Responses to Linux is an Evil and Uncompassionate OS

  1. On my linux box:

    $ kill

    kill: usage: kill [-s sigspec | -n signum | -sigspec] pid | jobspec … or kill -l [sigspec]

    $ /bin/kill

    Usage:

    kill pid … Send SIGTERM to every process listed.

    kill signal pid … Send a signal to every process listed.

    kill -s signal pid … Send a signal to every process listed.

    kill -l List all signal names.

    kill -L List all signal names in a nice table.

    kill -l signal Convert between signal numbers and names.

    So no. Linux is not evil.

  2. On my linux box:

    $ kill
    kill: usage: kill [-s sigspec | -n signum | -sigspec] pid | jobspec … or kill -l [sigspec]

    $ /bin/kill
    Usage:
    kill pid … Send SIGTERM to every process listed.
    kill signal pid … Send a signal to every process listed.
    kill -s signal pid … Send a signal to every process listed.
    kill -l List all signal names.
    kill -L List all signal names in a nice table.
    kill -l signal Convert between signal numbers and names.

    So no. Linux is not evil.

  3. It doesn't matter what shell you're using. 'kill' is a separate program. It's what's giving you back the message, not the shell.

  4. It doesn’t matter what shell you’re using. ‘kill’ is a separate program. It’s what’s giving you back the message, not the shell.

  5. This just seem a bit more optimistic thanks to command-not-found on Ubuntu.

    $ love

    The program 'love' is currently not installed. You can install it by typing:

    sudo apt-get install love

  6. This just seem a bit more optimistic thanks to command-not-found on Ubuntu.

    $ love
    The program ‘love’ is currently not installed. You can install it by typing:
    sudo apt-get install love

  7. [morgan@archlinux64 Mad Skills Motocross Demo]$ kill balmer

    sh: kill: balmer: arguments must be process or job IDs

    Linux is the most UNEVIL system there is.

    What other OS has caters for minorities ?

    I.e Welsh in KDE and linux also caters for discordianism – ddate …

  8. [morgan@archlinux64 Mad Skills Motocross Demo]$ kill balmer
    sh: kill: balmer: arguments must be process or job IDs

    Linux is the most UNEVIL system there is.

    What other OS has caters for minorities ?

    I.e Welsh in KDE and linux also caters for discordianism – ddate …

  9. sh-4.0$ love
    sh: love: command not found
    sh-4.0$ peace
    sh: peace: command not found
    sh-4.0$ happiness
    sh: happiness: command not found
    sh-4.0$ kill
    kill: usage: kill [-s sigspec | -n signum | -sigspec] pid | jobspec … or kill -l [sigspec]

    Oops…

  10. sh-4.0$ love

    sh: love: command not found

    sh-4.0$ peace

    sh: peace: command not found

    sh-4.0$ happiness

    sh: happiness: command not found

    sh-4.0$ kill

    kill: usage: kill [-s sigspec | -n signum | -sigspec] pid | jobspec … or kill -l [sigspec]

    Oops…

  11. look here :-)

    Microsoft Windows 2000 [Version 5.00.2195]
    (C) Copyright 1985-2000 Microsoft Corp.

    C:>love
    ‘love’ is not recognized as an internal or external command,
    operable program or batch file.

    C:>paase
    ‘paase’ is not recognized as an internal or external command,
    operable program or batch file.

    C:>happiness
    ‘happiness’ is not recognized as an internal or external command,
    operable program or batch file.

    C:>kill
    ‘kill’ is not recognized as an internal or external command,
    operable program or batch file.

    C:>

  12. look here :-)

    Microsoft Windows 2000 [Version 5.00.2195]

    (C) Copyright 1985-2000 Microsoft Corp.

    C:>love

    'love' is not recognized as an internal or external command,

    operable program or batch file.

    C:>paase

    'paase' is not recognized as an internal or external command,

    operable program or batch file.

    C:>happiness

    'happiness' is not recognized as an internal or external command,

    operable program or batch file.

    C:>kill

    'kill' is not recognized as an internal or external command,

    operable program or batch file.

    C:>

  13. [quote]
    C:>love
    ‘love’ is not recognized as an internal or external command,
    operable program or batch file.

    C:>paase
    ‘paase’ is not recognized as an internal or external command,
    operable program or batch file.

    C:>happiness
    ‘happiness’ is not recognized as an internal or external command,
    operable program or batch file.

    C:>kill
    ‘kill’ is not recognized as an internal or external command,
    operable program or batch file.
    [/quote]

    i guess that makes windows “Stupid” no?

  14. [quote]

    C:>love

    ‘love’ is not recognized as an internal or external command,

    operable program or batch file.

    C:>paase

    ‘paase’ is not recognized as an internal or external command,

    operable program or batch file.

    C:>happiness

    ‘happiness’ is not recognized as an internal or external command,

    operable program or batch file.

    C:>kill

    ‘kill’ is not recognized as an internal or external command,

    operable program or batch file.

    [/quote]

    i guess that makes windows "Stupid" no?

  15. Agreed 100% OP.

    Linux is for basement dwellers and code monkeys. Just take a look at your local Linux User Group.

    /thread

  16. Agreed 100% OP.

    Linux is for basement dwellers and code monkeys. Just take a look at your local Linux User Group.

    /thread

  17. Seriously, I tried those commands on linux, too.
    Here’s the output:

    user@lx2:/# love
    You didn’t tell who to love. usage: love [name]
    user@lx2:/# happiness
    May a lot of happiness be with you.
    user@lx2:/# peace
    I’ll do my very best.
    user@lx2:/# kill
    explorer.exe not found. So what do want to kill?

    It seems you’re using the wrong distribution…

    *lol*

  18. Seriously, I tried those commands on linux, too.

    Here's the output:

    user@lx2:/# love

    You didn't tell who to love. usage: love [name]

    user@lx2:/# happiness

    May a lot of happiness be with you.

    user@lx2:/# peace

    I'll do my very best.

    user@lx2:/# kill

    explorer.exe not found. So what do want to kill?

    It seems you're using the wrong distribution…

    *lol*

    • >that’s why linux is free

      By your criteria, that $1000 “I Am Rich” iPhone app must be the ultimate program. (not criticizing the app’s author, whose artistic motivation I understand)

      see Wikipedia: Gratis versus Libre

      I hope you may find why Linux is truly Free and why it could not and should not exist otherwise.

      And also, this kind of Free does not imply At No Cost, as many companies will corroborate.

    • >that’s why linux is free

      By your criteria, that $1000 "I Am Rich" iPhone app must be the ultimate program. (not criticizing the app's author, whose artistic motivation I understand)

      see Wikipedia: Gratis versus Libre

      I hope you may find why Linux is truly Free and why it could not and should not exist otherwise.

      And also, this kind of Free does not imply At No Cost, as many companies will corroborate.