Star Wars Inspired Love Letter [Pic]

Dear Jessica,

Please run away as far as you can from this guy if you don’t want to end up with your belly cut open and some freak trying to get inside you.

So ladies, if a guy would send you a love letter like this, how would you react? :)

[Via emailsfromcrazypeople]

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38 Responses to Star Wars Inspired Love Letter [Pic]

  1. I wouldn't of gone out with a guy that needy and pathetic in the first place. Needyness is something that comes up real quick.

    • I wonder if she even went out with him at all. It doesn't really say anything about her, or things they did together. This reads more like "I see her from across the street every day and have never talked to her, I should write her a letter so she stops giving me mean looks".

      I'm all for nerdy guys, but this is too much.

    • Well, Florsie, you "wouldn't of" gone out with a Star Wars geek in the first place because most of them are sweet and smart, meaning that they wouldn't spell it "needyness"…

  2. I wouldn’t of gone out with a guy that needy and pathetic in the first place. Needyness is something that comes up real quick.

    • I wonder if she even went out with him at all. It doesn’t really say anything about her, or things they did together. This reads more like “I see her from across the street every day and have never talked to her, I should write her a letter so she stops giving me mean looks”.

      I’m all for nerdy guys, but this is too much.

    • Well, Florsie, you “wouldn’t of” gone out with a Star Wars geek in the first place because most of them are sweet and smart, meaning that they wouldn’t spell it “needyness”…

  3. I like StarWars as much as the next geek but I would never, ever give or say anything even remotely close to this. Neediness is a big turn-off for women. The sad thing is I think the letter is real, there are some men boys out there who actually think this sounds sweet and will work.

  4. I like StarWars as much as the next geek but I would never, ever give or say anything even remotely close to this. Neediness is a big turn-off for women. The sad thing is I think the letter is real, there are some men boys out there who actually think this sounds sweet and will work.

    • See, I'd write something like this, maybe I'd skip about the bit implying that I intended to cut her open and use her carcass to stop myself dying.

      Although in saying that, my friends and the girls I know have come to expect a certain level of, well 'weirdness' with me, so I guess I'd emphasis on the carcass bit lol

  5. Ummm, that’s really creepy. Michael said that the tauntaun was dead? Yeah, I’d press charges…

  6. The only way I would accept this is if it came from someone who was already my boyfriend and they had seen this and sent it to me as a joke. Otherwise, I would appreciate the nerd reference, but not the stalker-ish slice you open and crawl inside you feelings behind them. o_o

  7. I think it's actually very sweet. I'd absolutely die if someone wrote me a letter like this. God knows, I've written a few love letters but nothing that creative. Kudos and two thumbs way, way up.

  8. Frankly, it's adorable!
    In any context, it's not really that creepy. it's just hilarious. if a guy wrote me that, I'd run to his house dressed as Slave Leia with a bottle of space rum.

  9. As most geek chicks would know, Luke Skywalker did NOT crawl into his tauntaun (which had already frozen to death). Han Solo sliced it open and shoved the unconscious Luke into the tauntaun's gut cavity to keep him warm enough to survive the night. Ergo, this guy's desire to "crawl" into "Jessica" is really nothing more than a badly disguised sexual innuendo.

    • soooo….maybe he should of said he was going to "slip into her taun taun" or somthing. If she was a nerd chick, its possible she found it odd yet funny…or possibly got the whole messege on a deeper level than the rest of us……O__o

    • and a change of address. and name. and illegally investing in one of those lightsabers GaS highlighted a few months ago. and possibly a high-powered rifle…

  10. dear so and so,

    i will love you, forever, until we both die. to ensure that our love is ever lasting, i wish i could bare you with the gift of eternal life, much like arwen did to aragorn (yum). i will never leave, and i pray you will never, even if it is to fight in the battle of helms deep.

    yours eternally,

    jessica