Have a Smashing Morning with the Smashing Clock

For me, I don’t think there’s anything as annoying as the electronic sound that those stupid alarm clocks blast into my ears at six in the morning. It just makes me feel like smashing the clocks to little pieces. And hitting the snooze button on those things doesn’t really give you a measure of satisfaction […]


A Blogging Experiment

It takes real guts to work several years to build a top 50 blog, then turn it over to anyone and everyone, but that’s what’s happened at Neatorama. Alex has instituted a new feature called the Upcoming Queue. It’s like a submission, only the submitter writes the post with links and graphics. Then the public […]

I Can Has Cookie?

The problem with the little candy message hearts you see around Valentines Day is that they are tiny. And they don’t particularly taste good. And they don’t say what you really want to say. Sometimes you can’t even decipher what they are supposed to say! So …make your own! Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories baked up […]

Get ready for “A-Team: the movie” coming to the big screen

By Johnny Daniels Contributing Writer, [GAS] I am about to start crying now that one of my favourite childhood TV programmes is about to be chopped and diced into little pieces by the Hollywood money machine. Is nothing sacred in this world anymore? Come on Mr. T, start busting some heads! Variety is reporting that […]

Insider Plants Logic Bomb – Fannie Avoids “Final Solution”

A senior Unix administrator known only as “SK” admitted she got lucky when she found the malicious script planted in a development server on the network.  The script was buried within lines of legitimate code according to an affidavit filed against Rajendrasinh Makwana, an Indian citizen living in the United States under a work visa.  […]

Revolutionary New Zumba Mobile Phone

Planned for release before the next holidays, the new Zumba phone, if it works as explained, will truly revolutionize the world of mobile phones. Unfortunately, I think this thing sounds a bit too good to be true. But who knows? I could be wrong.

Introducing the New Awesome Way to Fly

Please, someone tell me where I can get one of these things… NOW! That really has to be one of the most awesome invention ever. The water jetpack works just like a regular jetpack, but instead of using air to propel yourself in the air, it uses water. Ok, you may be attached to a […]

Ordering from Dell? Be prepared to wait… and wait… and wait

By Yan Fortin [GAS] Tech. News First, let me say this: I’ve been a Dell customer for a long time. And I hope someone from Dell reads this. I’ve bought systems and servers from them for the past 10 years. As I moved from job to job, I brought them along with me, giving them […]