David Thorne is a poor man. In fact, he’s so poor that he doesn’t even have a dime left in his pockets to pay his bills. When you think of it, it’s kind of understandable considering the current condition of the U.S. economy. But fortunately, David is an artist, and he thinks his art can pay for what his empty bank account cannot. Check out the following exchange between Mr. Thorne and Mrs. Gilles, an evil customer support rep. who does not know how to appreciate and appraise fine art when she sees it.