Hasbro to introduce a revamped Millenium Falcon

By Mark O’Neill

Sometimes things are just fated to happen. When Hasbro broke the mold of the old Millenium Falcon toy, they realized that they would have to then make a new one. Then they thought, “since we’re making a new mold, why not make it 30% bigger and at the same time, make the toy absolutely wonderful, so wonderful in fact that a 33 year old geek blogger from Germany is going to salivate all over the computer screen screaming “I WANT ONE OF THOSE!!!!”.

Here is a YouTube video of the brand new spanking version of the Millenium Falcon due to hit the shelves on July 26th. You even get a free Han Solo and Chewbacca thrown in. Sweeeet!

All I’ve got to do now is break it to the girlfriend that she’s out and the Falcon is coming in her place… hmmm, how do I break THAT one to her?

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8 Responses to Hasbro to introduce a revamped Millenium Falcon

  1. I MUST have one! Not that I have anywhere to put it…

    Oh, wait. I knew there was a reason I built a smaller computer! More desk space!! I don't need my scanner anymore…

  2. I MUST have one! Not that I have anywhere to put it…

    Oh, wait. I knew there was a reason I built a smaller computer! More desk space!! I don’t need my scanner anymore…