The iPhone is a piece of shit

Yep, you read that right! After reading this piece from Maddox, I had to share it with you guys. A must read for those of you considering getting an iPhone.

No, I’m not going to get an iPhone, quit emailing me about it. I’m not getting one because I already have a phone that’s better: it’s called the Nokia E70, it’s the pinnacle of human achievement, and I love it more than my family:

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