Detailed iPhone Specifications Released


The folks at The Onion have put their hands on a list detailing some of the iPhone’s latest technical specifications and features. I’m surprised that this list has not already been released in the past. Maybe Apple wanted to surprise us just before releasing the device, who know?

iPhone specifications

At $600, I wasn’t planning on getting one, but now that I’ve seen this list, I changed my mind. I especially like the fact that Apple will include an iPhone hat with the device :)

(I hope that by now, you realized that this was a joke, right?)

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12 Responses to Detailed iPhone Specifications Released

  1. oh i soooooo want one! wanted it ever since i saw the first commercial! even posted a 'lisa wants an iphone' donate button on my sites…hehe… :D

  2. oh i soooooo want one! wanted it ever since i saw the first commercial! even posted a ‘lisa wants an iphone’ donate button on my sites…hehe… :D

  3. hehehe, I think the nanotech thing would be a sweet feature, I want an iPhone pretty badly, but maybe I should hold out until apple really adds that :p

  4. hehehe, I think the nanotech thing would be a sweet feature, I want an iPhone pretty badly, but maybe I should hold out until apple really adds that :p

  5. What about the menu options for Exitting Iraq, Ending Global Warming, and the Cure for Cancer? If they took those out, then forget it, I'm not buying it…even if it DOES make lightsaber sounds.

  6. What about the menu options for Exitting Iraq, Ending Global Warming, and the Cure for Cancer? If they took those out, then forget it, I’m not buying it…even if it DOES make lightsaber sounds.