The folks at The Onion have put their hands on a list detailing some of the iPhone’s latest technical specifications and features. I’m surprised that this list has not already been released in the past. Maybe Apple wanted to surprise us just before releasing the device, who know?
At $600, I wasn’t planning on getting one, but now that I’ve seen this list, I changed my mind. I especially like the fact that Apple will include an iPhone hat with the device :)
(I hope that by now, you realized that this was a joke, right?)