Fantastically Funny Geekish Quotes

I came upon a wonderful little gem of a post at Geek24 tonight, courtesy of the latest episode of DL.TV. The number of genuinely funny quotes on this page is quite impressive, and make for quality reading if you need to put a smile on your (or a fellow geek’s) face.

A couple of choice bits:

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

There’s even some poetry…

once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary,
over many a strange and spurious site of ‘hot xxx galore’.
While i clicked my fav’rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,
” ‘Tis not possible!”, i muttered, “give me back my free hardcore!”
quoth the server, 404.

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