Game Over. Geek Wins.

Michael Jordan having “retired,” with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not. If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head. If he goes to see a movie, it’ll cost him $7.00, but he’ll make $18,550 while he’s there. If [...]

Uncomfortable Plot Summaries

By Casey Lynn Contributing Writer, [GAS] From postmodernbarney.com, a list of uncomfortable plot summaries. With geeks in mind, some of my favorites: ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications. BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill. BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER: Teenage serial killer destroys town in fit of semi-religious fervor. DOCTOR WHO: Elderly man serially [...]

Dork Yearbook

A few years ago, these kinds of pictures in your past may have been embarrassing. Now that you are gainfully (maybe even successfully) employed in the tech industry, and those bullies that used to steal your lunch money are standing in the employment line and dodging restraining orders, they seem kind of cute. Dork Yearbook [...]