I mean…if YOU’RE going to get something, I will too, but if you don’t want to, then I’m fine.
[Source: College Humor]
If a girl did this on a date I would politely excuse myself to the bathroom and then walk out of the restaurant sticking her with the check.
As a waiter I can tell you this is 100% accurate.
I’m much more simple: Do the menu carry cheesecake? Yes: Get cheesecake. No: Decline offer.