John Gara over at Buzzfeed came up with 6 Sharknado sequels that need to happen, like, right now, because everyone wants to see sharks coming out of a volcano.
Brillant. Efing brillant.
These are brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You forgot Damon Lindelof’s sequel…..Sharknado 2: The Sharkening!
Well, if we’re going with natural disaster themes, the Fast & Furious franchise is out. That’s not a NATURAL disaster….
Shakteor: They told us the meteor would land harmlessly in the ocean. No one told the sharks!
Sharkquake: San Diego was split open by the quake, but it was swallowed whole by the sharks!
Sharkassippi: Flood waters from the Gulf weren’t the only thing rushing up the mighty river!
Suggestions I made immediately:
Furricane (involves a furry convention…)
A friend then suggested Purricane, the cutest disaster since Pupcano.
“Planet of the sharks” I’d watch that