Childbirth vs Getting Kicked in the Balls – Which Hurts More? [SCIENCE!]


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Childbirth vs Getting Kicked in the Balls – Which hurts more? A scientific breakdown to settle the score!

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10 Responses to Childbirth vs Getting Kicked in the Balls – Which Hurts More? [SCIENCE!]

  1. That’s easy. Getting kicked in the balls hurts more.

    How do I know this?

    No guy, after getting kicked in the balls says – a couple years later – “You know, I’d like to get kicked in the balls again!”

    • I hope this is a joke comment as 1) hormones released after the birth of the baby cause the woman to not associate the pain with the new happiness of said child, 2) she doesn’t want to go through LABOUR, she wants the positive outcome, and 3) if she wants to have a child naturally aka not through use of adoption or a surrogate, she literally has no other choice in order to have a child.

    • Well there’s actually some kind of benefit to going through labor, such as a baby. It’s natural instinct to procreate. Plus, it has been suggested that after labor the body purposefully creates more “happy” endorphins which can overcome the feeling of pain. Also called the ‘halo effect’. It’s not technically the same as forgetting pain, but could be a reason why women keep having kids as despite the pain there is a ‘happy high’ after labor.

  2. Clearly, getting kicked in the nuts hurts more. A year after a woman has a baby she might say, “You know, It would be nice to have another child”. I have yet to hear a man say, “Gee, another kick in the nuts would be nice”.

    • Troll comment? I hope so…
      You won’t hear a woman saying “You know, I’d like to go into labor again!”.
      If a man getting a kick in the nuts could in anyway have a positive outcome for him, a year later you might hear him say “You know, I’d like again!”.

      • If a man getting a kick in the nuts could in anyway have a positive outcome for him, a year later you might hear him say “You know, I’d like whatever_positive_outcome again!”.*
        (for some reason this comment system deletes the “lesser than” and “greater than” along with what you wrote between them, instead of just encoding them properly… -1 on this)

  3. No kidding. Or women simply have horrifyingly bad memories. Also, (female) nurses I know assure me that there are a LOT of things that hurt more than childbirth. Just not anything most women have to face.

  4. Gotta go with kick in the nuts.

    Why you ask? Because ive had 2 kids myself and yes it hurts but you forget it afterwards. Plus you get an outcome afterwards, unlike a kick to the ballsack.

    What do you get after a kick in the nuts? Pain and tender nads for the day. Want it again? no way would any bloke.

    What do you get if you give birth? Pain and a baby. Want it again? Yes thats why its not as painful as you thought. PLus us women can get pain relief during, a man cant get that warning, just a swift kick.

    And to also question..which tight git would kick a poor guy in the nuts?

    PS: and funny enough my picture is my simself in labour. ironic.