From the Department of We Have Entirely Too Much Time On Our Hands, this is the Popinator. It’s a popcorn-launching “snack machine” that shoots popcorn to wherever your mouth is. Just say “pop!” and pop! You’re eating popcorn. Isn’t technology AMAZING.

Here it is in action, with a slightly less sarcastic listing of its merits.

While I could lobby a strong argument that finding a new way to eat popcorn is probably not a useful goal for technological development, the voice-tracking and delivery system is pretty cool. Now let’s find a new, useful way to employ it.

[PopSci] Image: Popcorn Indiana