The Expendables, the Video Game [Caption Contest]

The Expendables, the over-the-top 2010 action movie has the tagline of “Every movie has a hero. This one has them all.” Now that the sequel has come out, deviantARTist VernonVillanueva was inspired to create the video game equivalent of the movie.

Snake, Shepard, Freeman, Nukem, Redfield, Drake, Fenix, Dante and Falcon are all here … and your job for this Geeks Are Sexy Caption Contest is to come up with the tagline.

Here are the rules:

1. Write a funny tagline in the comment section below.
2. Write your selection of a Geeky item from NeatoShop’s Gifts
For Geeks section. You can pick any item in stock $25 or less. Go ahead, take a look.
3. You can enter as many times as you’d like, but one entry per comment, please.
4. Incomplete entry forfeits the prize, so don’t forget the tagline and the prize selection!

Funniest tagline wins. We’ll pick the winner soon – Good luck!

Update 9/13/12: Congratulations to Trey Beattie who won this round!




61 Responses to The Expendables, the Video Game [Caption Contest]

  43. ITS LIKE Up,Up,Down,Down,Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start TIMES 9!

    Run Ewok Run!
    Serene Green, Medium

  44. 1 Million ridiculous sized weapons caches…and still not enough bullets.

    Tusken Raider – Star Wars POP! Bobblehead

  45. The only thing greater than the body count….will be the LAG!

    Run Ewok Run!
    Serene Green, Medium

  58. They are here to sneak in, eradicate locusts, rid you of head crabs, save the universe, steal your treasure, battle zombies, defeat demons, show you their moves, and chew bubble gum. . .and they're all out of gum.