The Expendables, the over-the-top 2010 action movie has the tagline of “Every movie has a hero. This one has them all.” Now that the sequel has come out, deviantARTist VernonVillanueva was inspired to create the video game equivalent of the movie.

Snake, Shepard, Freeman, Nukem, Redfield, Drake, Fenix, Dante and Falcon are all here … and your job for this Geeks Are Sexy Caption Contest is to come up with the tagline.

Here are the rules:

1. Write a funny tagline in the comment section below.
2. Write your selection of a Geeky item from NeatoShop’s Gifts
For Geeks section. You can pick any item in stock $25 or less. Go ahead, take a look.
3. You can enter as many times as you’d like, but one entry per comment, please.
4. Incomplete entry forfeits the prize, so don’t forget the tagline and the prize selection!

Funniest tagline wins. We’ll pick the winner soon – Good luck!

Update 9/13/12: Congratulations to Trey Beattie who won this round!