Yes, these actually exist… and Thinkgeek is selling them!
Temper the flame with a big sticky ball of sweet, and the roasted chile flavors of Sriracha really come out! When we say temper, however, don’t think you’re going to get away from the fire, completely! It’s still really hot, and may take a few sittings to get to the center of one of these chile-laden balls-o-fire!
How many licks does it take to get to the center? All of ‘em. All the licks.