NUPTUALITY! Geeks Are Sexy Caption Contest


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Finish … er, Marry Him! Show off your mastery in the Earthrealm and caption this image to win a neat prize from the NeatoShop.

Here are the rules:

1. Write a funny caption in the coment section below.
2.Write your selection of a T-Shirt from NeatoShop’s Funny T-shirt section. You can pick any T-shirt in stock (don’t forget the size and color!). Go ahead, take a look.
3. You can enter as many times as you’d like, but one entry per comment, please.
4. Incomplete entry forfeits the prize, okay?

Funniest caption wins. We’ll pick the winner soon – Good luck and happy captioning!



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64 Responses to NUPTUALITY! Geeks Are Sexy Caption Contest

  1. Mary didn't hesitate to lay down some simple ground rules. The first? No touching.

    Schroedinger's Cat: Wanted Dead And/Or Alive
    Ladies fit small in chocolate

  3. I told you…no pre-nup… PERIOD…you got that now!!!

    You had me at Bacon
    Mens XL in Dark Gray

  4. Sometimes… you should walk away at "I'm fine"

    Tell Me What You Need and I'll Tell You How to Get Along Without It
    Ladies fit Large in Kelly green

  5. She takes "Bridezilla" to a whole new level.

    Everyone is Entitled to My Opinion
    Mens 2XL in black

  6. Sarcasm society t-shirt

    Johnny asked about "tekken" the relationship to the next level…

    Johnny never regretted slurring his words more than this

  7. "She misunderstood when he said he liked it rough."

    When Worlds Collide
    T-Shirt 2XL Black

  9. I don't think that's what he meant by, "Finish me please!"

    Biology – Multiplication and Division
    Ladies Fit XL black

  10. "It was in our vows. She gets to kick me in the face for all the things I'm eventually going to do wrong."

    When Worlds Collide
    T-Shirt 2XL Black

  11. In hindsight, commenting on how hot the bridesmaids were may have been a mistake.

    Trust Me I'm a Scientist
    XL

  12. PLEASE get me some flowers!

    Biology – Multiplication and Division
    Mens Large in Cardinal Red

  14. Mortal Kombat added a new finisher. Women always seem to win now.

    (Friend/Enemy, Medium, Black, Regular Tee)

  15. "The groom and the best man decided to switch places just before the vows. Sadly the bride was not a fan of pranks that involve annulments."

    When Worlds Collide
    T-Shirt 2XL Black

  16. He asked her to get things off on the right feet, but it was her left that graced his cheek

    Comma Sutra XXL

  17. 'There's a reason your not supposed to see the bride before the ceremony.'

    When Worlds Collide, Large, Royal Blue

  19. Her fatality includes ripping off the groom's sack and placing it in her purse.

    Young Schrödinger
    XL

  21. That's what you get for crying "Sonya!" when you're honeymooning Kitana.

    Friend/Enemy, Black, XL

  25. "I didn't want to lie on our wedding day.. So I told her how that dress made her butt look…" FINISH HIM!

    Recession: It's Why I'm Wearing This Crummy T-Shirt!/gray, M

  26. "I didn't want to lie on our wedding day.. So I told her how that dress made her butt look…" FINISH HIM!

    Recession: It's Why I'm Wearing This Crummy T-Shirt! – GREY – M

  27. He wondered if he would ever see her legs that far apart again…

    Powered by caffeine
    Mens, M, White

  28. Say "I do" to Continue…9…8…7…6…

    Zombie Slayer Association, men's XL, royal blue

  39. In hindsight, commenting on how hot the bridesmaids were may have been a mistake.

    Trust Me I'm a Scientist
    XL – Ash Grey
    (Sorry, didn't notice there was more than one color)

  40. "You just had to come late and enter the wrong church didn't you?"

    Busted, unisex, M, Chocolate

  41. "You're supposed to remore the garter belt, not chump it off!"

    Busted, unisex, M, Chocolate

  47. "Come on, I hesitated only two minutes before I said 'I do'."

    Busted, unisex, M, Chocolate

  48. "I didn't mean to look at your sister when I answered the priest!"

    Busted, unisex, M, Chocolate

    • rrr… I probably voided this one (incomplete entry)

      Still going to add this (hoping it will be accepted):
      Eterminate Me
      Ladies Fit, Small, Black.

  52. "That's why you shouldn't hit a woman. Lesson learned."

    What Happens At My Place Stays At My Place, M, Chocolate

  54. "There! Now never say again that grrls don't play videogames!"

    Busted, unisex, M, Chocolate

  62. Take off that hat, and Yes thats the farthest apart you'll ever see them from now on.

    Ohhhh I thought he said you may now kick the bride…..oops.

    The guests starting chanting NOK SU KOW! NOK SU KOW! so she just went for it.

    The grrom quickly learned there was a downside to marrying Chun Li after ordering the wrong floral arrangement.

  63. "We’ll pick the winner soon"

    When is soon? (or did you just pick a winner and forgot to mention it somewhere…)