As of yesterday, Abraham Lincoln has joined the ever-growing list of those hunting down vampires (or other supernatural baddies).
But where does he rank in terms of skill?
And most importantly, how long would it take him – and the other hunters – to dispose of a certain sparkly annoyance??
Well, roflrazzi read our minds and created this handy-dandy chart!
[Source: roflrazzi / Via The Daily What]
Since when does Buffy have super strength?
Since always. It was specifically stated many, many, many times over the show's seven year run.
Buffy always had super strength; early in the series the focus was more on agility, and as it progressed her exploits shifted away from the aerobatical, i suspect due to cost issues. Also, she has some innate magical ability, usually manifested in a preternatural mystical awareness, though they rarely touch on that. Finally, Edward wouldn't last fifteen seconds against Buffy, much less fifteen minutes (okay, realistically she'd barely escape the first encounter intact, but she'd just come back a few days later with a rocket launcher, just like the second time she killed Brian Thompson).
*sigh* and where, may I ask, are Alucard and Anderson?
They couldnt figure out a time in which they kill Edward because its already happened.
No way would Buffy outdo Blade! She would be too busy looking at his sparkles!
Agreed. She would make out with him at least once or twice, before trying to killing, only to let him go.
Gotta love that they didn't put bloodlust on Blades stats :P
WOAH! they missed Jesus! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311361/
"Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter" from 2001. come on!
Selene is a Lycan Hunter. She's only killed vampires in the act of defense or to prevent them from harming those she cares about. In none of the films or animated specials, did she hunt vampires.
Not only that, but Selene is actually no longer susceptible to sunlight, but who's counting? Granted, if you go by just the first movie, then yes, that weakness would be correct. As of the second movie though, she becomes immune to sunlight.
I'm sure she not only would make an exception for Edward, she also would take less than 10 mins….
How come Jesus Christ isn't on this list??? Sure he worked with a Lucador, but still he was a vampire hunter.
What exactly does the date 1790 have to do with Abraham Lincoln? This list is pretty fail.
well everything is wrong, any of these "vampire hunters" could kill that guy in 5 mins, (i had to search for him on google, wikipedia, to know what was that movie about hahaha)
I'm pretty sure that "awesome fashion sense" was listed as Buffy's main advantage in the movie.
This is wrong. Buffy would so kill him in less than a minute. She doesn't need wisdom or magics, she has friends, which is better. Ok, she's not immortal, but she comes back to life. And she would NOT be seduced by Ed Sparkle. Actually, she would slay him as soon as she sees him in the sun. She likes her men evil. He could play in My little poney: friendship is magic. So, really, Buffy rules.
Anita Blake Superstrength, Fast Healing
Selene are immun to the sun
I think Anita might have to sleep with him first, though.
Anita has a type, and Edward Cullen isn't it. She'd think he was pathetic, but only kill him if she was in danger or had a warrant of execution. :/
Samuel is correct, where is Alucard? Also, "D" telekinetic abilities a symbiont.
WTF? Where's Sonja Blue on this list?
Where is Alucard ?
Where is Saya Otonashi from Blood+ and Alucard from Castlevania. List = Fail.
I can only honestly say I disagree with one thing, bloodlust isn't a weakness, it's the greatest joy of violence, there is nothing more cathartic than pure, undiluted, murderous rage.
So Abraham Van Helsing is neither mortal nor imortal?
Also, where the hell is Angel or Spike on this list? They would destroy Mr. SparkleFangs in 5 minutes flat.