Porn Star for Prom Date?

As a number of Disney films suggest, Prom is the most important night in your high school prison sentence. And while the stress for the right magical night with the right date may drive some teenagers emo, it seems that one teen has the plan already in motion.

Oakdale Minnesota senior, Mike Stone spent the last month spamming his favourite porn stars and other celebrities on Twitter, asking them to take a chance on a lonely guy and he got a nibble by an adorable adult star named Megan Piper.

DailyDot shares:

“I was like, let’s try it out and see if it works. I just think they’re really cute and I wish I had one for a prom date.”

After more than 600 tweets, Stone has received at least one yes from porn star Megan Piper

Of course Mike Stone figures that he was just doing this for kicks, but I can only imagine a small number of motives for inviting a porn star as your date for prom. It is notoriously cliché to get lucky on Prom night and I am sure there is a statistic out there to support that. (68% of people invent statistics to sounds smart) So what better way to make sure that happens than invite a professional lucky-maker. Not to say that he is guaranteed that kind of attention, but even if he won’t kiss and tell, you know it will have people talking.

But this brings up the obvious conflict that a teenager is (gasp) familiarizing himself with adult materials! Of course something like this didn’t stay quiet for long and his principal discovered what he was up to and “recommended” that he refrain from pursuing this scandalous affair. If that wasn’t enough, his mom found out too and is pretty upset about the whole thing.

Stone is forbidden to have the adult star attend as his date, but he hasn’t called it off yet. He doesn’t know exactly what is going to happen, holding to his story that he really didn’t mean it. He sent out 600 Tweets… that sounds pretty intentional to me! That, and Megan Piper only agreed to do it if he paid for her travel and his mom isn’t advancing his allowance.

So the kid is getting a LOT of attention right now, and who knows if he will get his date. The hype around this might honestly be all he wanted: A story to remember for the rest of his life.




26 Responses to Porn Star for Prom Date?

  2. if he does hook up with her, i hope he brings a friend or two…i perused a few of her offerings, and it would appear as though she prefers the company of many men to just one.

        • indeed, and thanks.

          and while it would appear that ff was attempting to say something about my views on women and porn, he/she ended up saying more about their own, as i simply said 'hook up', ff brought up 'paid'…which sorta implies he considers the woman a prostitute.

  3. if hes smart he will start a donation fund for the travel expenses,and i would donate to it. if he pulls it off, brofists for life just for living the dream. and everyone knows they wish they even got that chance for prom.

  4. Damn… that sounds like a great idea. Our prom was lame as fuck and my date nearly the same level; having a porn star as my date would of been fucking epic.

  7. "It is notoriously cliché to get lucky on Prom night and I am sure there is a statistic out there to support that. (68% of people invent statistics to sounds smart) So what better way to make sure that happens than invite a professional lucky-maker."

    And apparently only 23% of web writers proofread their writing.

  8. Please explain to the geek girl how this is "geekery"

    And here I thought geek guys might actually be interested in a woman for more than just her body.

        • lets be clear, every single geek guy in the world did respond to this thread, and with their behavior and actions they simply bolstered and validated your fears and misgivings about female objectification, right?

          good, glad we can all agree on that.

        • Actually I'm more afraid of snakes than objectification. It's more like gum in your hair, disgusting and annoying. It just seems like a pretty high average of 'hellyeahs' in the comments to me, and an incredibly low instance of ewwwwww's. Which was my first reaction.

        • understandable, and understood. but i still think its safer to assume that lowest common denominator and the low hanging fruit are invariably the more vocal types in any population, whether it be geek or not. dont lose hope in those of us that failed to post neither fire nor brimstone, just assume that most of us rolled our eyes or verbosely poked fun at the entire sitch (that's me!).

          still, if i could offer any advice, and you are free to take it or reject it, please keep keeping us on our toes and expecting us to raise the bar, but dont get too despondent if some of us let you down, because for for every "hell yeah" you see, theres ten "child please" that you do not…sorta like an iceberg.

          porn stars and the geeks that'd hump them have not the power to sink the HMS GEEKSARESEXY, Niennanir.

    • Oh, stop lumping all things together. This isn't black and white. I have yet to meet one geek guy OR GEEK GIRL that is fairly attractive and still goes for the WoW guy from South Park. You have a great personality? Awesome. You are into geeky things? Bad ass. You look like you rubbed your face on a slice of pizza that was bought from a roach coach and only those that used to look like you will get close enough to find out about your personality.

      It's in our genes. Animalistically encoded to seek out makes that help our offspring and better unsure our genetic immortality.

  9. Perhaps many fights will ensue among his friends trying to get him and the pornstar to ride in their limo. Think of the bragging rights alone?

  12. It's interesting how the picture of him is clear, while her face is all pixelated, almost like they felt they needed to crop out just the face of whatever original picture they had of her. ;)