Think you can come up with a clever alternative to Tolkien’s famous “One ring to rule them all” poem by inspiring yourself from the picture above? Give us your best shot in the comments section below!
One delusion; it's actually true.
Ten nails to scratch them all, ten nails to strike them, ten nails to eat them off or simply just to bite them.
One thing to end us all
One thing terrifies us
Global warming heats us up
And will in the hotness fry us.
An itch you can't scratch
A tingle you can't quite reach
The longer nails they will latch
No need for the bleach
One does not simply scratch their way into Mordor.