Posted with permission from Josh over at formalsweatpants.com.
[Source: Formal Sweatpants]
Nah, those would probably be good if they weren't gluten-free and had chocolate chips instead of raisins. Vegan desserts are usually delicious.
Wow, Santa is a jerk! You'd think a guy like him would have some concern for the lives of nonhuman animals? Apparently he also has poor taste because vegan cookies are teh awesome!
Soymilk = fake flavored garbage that tastes like plastic
and Santa is a MAN, he doesn't settle for anything fake and artificial
You do realize that the "regular" milk and cookies consist of ingredients that are totally fake and artificial right? Lmao