Harry Potter’s Resume [Pic]


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Woe is the job candidate going up against Harry Potter for an open Auror position. Can you imagine walking into a room where a bunch of other applicants are waiting and spotting that famous scar? You might as well just turn around and go home. You’re not going to get the position. Maybe Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes is hiring.

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20 Responses to Harry Potter’s Resume [Pic]

      • Noooo… he possessed all of the Deathly Hallows.
        1. Invisibility Cloak – had it since Dumbledore gave it to him at Hogwarts.
        2. Resurrection Stone – was inside the Snitch Dumbledore gave him; he used it when facing Voldemort to see his family and friends who had died.
        3. Elder Wand – became the master of the Elder wand when he defeated Draco at the Battle of Hogwarts. Draco had unknowingly been the master of the Elder Wand when he disarmed Dumbledore in the Astronomy tower.

        God I feel like a nerd. But still, dude. You're wrong. ;-)

  1. The experience is great and all, but no high school/hogwarts diploma. Also seems fairly distracted getting into trouble instead of actually doing classwork. Has extreme problems with authority. Is this really the type of employee you would want working for you? Maybe fry cook at the McDonald in Diagon Ally until he gets his GED.

  2. Sounds like a narcissist. I bet when asked "what are your weaknesses?" he says "have you seen Voldemort lately? Ask him." Do we really want him in our office?

  3. Harry can't work as an Auror anyway. He has to live a quiet life and stay out of trouble so that the Elder Wand can't pass to a new master when he dies.

      • As his wand resealed, red sparks flew out of its end. Harry knew that he had succeeded. He picked up the holly and phoenix wand and felt a sudden warmth in his fingers, as though wand and hand were rejoicing at their reunion.
        "I'm putting the Elder Wand," he told Dumbledore, who was watching him with enormous affection and admiration, "back where it came from. It can stay there. If I die a natural deal like Ignotus, its power will be broken, won't it? The previous master will never have been defeated. That'll be the nd of it."
        Dumbledore nodded. They smiled at each other.
        "Are you sure?" said Ron. There was the faintest trace of longing in his voice as he looked at the Elder Wand.
        "I think Harry's right," said Hermione quietly.
        "That wand's more trouble than it's worth," said Harry. "And quite honestly," he turned away from the painted portraits, thinking now only of the four-poster bed lying waiting for him in Gryffindor Tower, and wondering whether Krecher might bring him a sandwich there, "I've had enough trouble for a lifetime."

  4. 1. forgot founder of Dumbledors army, 2. harry is master of the elder wand, however, he doesn't posses it, he placed it back with dumbledor 3. didn't kill voldermort's memory, but destroyed 3 horocruxes on his own, and assisted in the destruction of 2 others, 4. some of the events are out of order, unless you are ranking by level of achievement, and 5. this is just me, shouldn't it be Horold james potter? or is Harry his actual birth name?

  5. For a resume you really want every little bit of punch you can get. Maybe this line would be better edited to:

    Killed Voldemort's memory in a diary with a Basilisk's fang I ripped out of my arm.

    Appended: Hmm, looks like 'Voldemort' found it's way into the Chrome spellcheck dictionary, but 'spellcheck' didn't. Odd.

  6. AUTHOR'S NOTE: i was thinking how would harry potter apply for a position in Ministry of Magic as an auror so i made him a CV as a proof of my theory that things you do look more impressive on paper than it actually is.

    Another thing i knew someone would bring that up. the point is he 'could' speak parseltongue and since there are not many people around who can verify that he cannot now, Harry hasnt removed this from his CV.

  7. Extra curricular Seeker for the Griffendoor Quidich team 1990-96
    *Griffendor Quidich captain year 96
    Dueling club 1992
    S.P.E.W (the Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare) Secretary 1994
    Leader of Dumbledor's Army 1995
    Slug Club 1996