[Source: Kerry Callen]
jesus, what crawled u your vagina?
reply game! yay XD jesus dose not have a vagina :/ …actually! the bible is full of bs. he might :3
"virgin"? what are you, 15?
LOL! As if…
So where's Slave Pirate Han? A younger Harrison Ford was quite the looker.
Giggerdy giggerdy goo. All right.
Actually…its giggity. Don't worry though. I'll let the original poster be the one to call you an idiot.
Oh man! If I was Hans-or Chewy-MY clothes wouldnt be on if I was with young Leia for THREE days!
Um, Chewie doesn't ever wear clothes…
He's got that bandolier.
It is kind of creepy.
I guess having the one guy in the actual movie who likes to keep women as sexy pet slaves be a giant disgusting turd-shaped monster wasn't subtle enough for some people.
I guess the internet is full of Hutts
All right, your wife just left the room. Now tell us what you REALLY think.
Meesa likin dat!
Wow, this is soo awesome and funny because jokes about the forcible imprisonment of women are edgy and ironic. I don't know what's worse, this lowest common denominator, misogynistic sort of trope that is perpetuated, or the fact that it becomes so ingrained into the stereotype of geek culture due to the unwillingness of anyone to stand up and say this is inappropriate.
The only way it could have been better would be to give her a black eye, or to have her wake up with Chewie mid intercourse; 'cause that's what every stereotypical 'geek' dreams about, right. [/sarcasm]
what did you do? spend like 20 minutes studying a thesaurus to make this ONE post? shit ima offer you a job, to put that much effort forth for such a little gain. ;)
I'm a little worried that you think someone needs a thesaurus to think of those words.
This was actually my first thought, too.
Wait…. waking up to Chewie mid intercourse? I DID NOT NEED THAT IMAGE IN MY BRAIN. How the heck did your brain first go to Chewie and not Han Solo? /shudder
It isn't funny because it's that Leia's tied up. It's funny because Han Solo was a bit of a womanizer and in love with Leia in the first place, so it's not out of the imagination for him to do that. Now I'm going to gaslight you a bit and say that it's a joke and please calm down.
But on the other hand, you definitely do have a point. It's crap like this that gives geek culture a bad name with women, so it is a bit chauvinistic.
it would've been a lot better if han had his shirt off and was standing right next to her…
Actually, Chewie's just not that into her. . .
I'd give my left testicle to spend 1 hour with young Carrie Fisher. Harrison Ford is one lucky SOB. And what the hell is up with the people getting offended by this? It's a damned joke, a cartoon for Christ's sake. Get a sense of humor people.
It's a woman chained to a wall. How do you not see that as fundamentally creepy?
Clarification: a woman chained to a wall, clearly unwillingly. Which is indeed fundamentally creepy.
If she was chained to a wall and was into that thing, different story, but yeah, this is creepy.
He just told you how, Nancy Drew: IT'S A JOKE.
Unfortunately that is not a loin cloth the princess is wearing. She has hand maidens who finely braid her pubic hair into that shape. Remember the ear muff hair do?
where does she poop?
from her butt, one would think.
It would be a LOT funnier if she wasn't chained to the wall.
It''s kinda messed up cause she rescued Han, he didn't rescue her.
Exactly. How has no one else caught that? To be fair I think we need an image with Han chained to the wall. Preferably shirtless. >D
I did notice that he definitely didn't rescue her in 'Jedi', though he was one of her rescuers in 'New Hope'. However, neither did she rescue him. She tried and failed. Luke, Lando, and R2 rescued them all.
Everyone's complaining about the bondage thing… has no one noticed that that looks NOTHING like Leia? That's my problem.