Too long, didn't read
Translation: "I am of around average intelligence at best, and have the attention span of a flea."
"I also demand people tailor their writing to my tastes."
Seriously, dude, that was a fucking paragraph. If that's outside your abilities, your parents/group home caregiver shouldn't let you on the internet.
I am surprised he took the time to type that out, instead of putting tl;dr.
Or divide by zero.
You can divide by zero, you just have to redefine the rules of mathematics.
Obviously. Chuck Norris can do it.
1/0 = 0 not so difficult.
math is so boring i will go and see a Star Wars movie chill
Dr. Sheldon Cooper could. Betcha.
Now I'm terribly curious. I'd like to know if that's actually possible or if it's one of those big no-no's of math/physics/computer engineering/whatever other field this falls into
As a minimum, the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle is unavoidable.
and kiss your elbow while your arm is attached :P ^^
This is true for most people, but I'm pretty sure Daniel Browning Smith could. He holds 7 world records for his flexibility, including the Guinness record as the world's most flexible man.
Chuck Norris can do all those things.
First name Chuck. Last name Norris.
I could do all of that if I wanted to, I'm just too busy building my time machine out of popsicle stix