Charlie Sheen: The New Chuck Norris? #tigerblood


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I’m sure you’ve all heard of Charlie Sheen’s recent “exploits” by now, right? Well, it looks like Mr. Sheen is trying to become the new Chuck Norris, or something…

“I don’t cook food, I will it?” Sounds awfully like a wannabe Chuck Norris quote to me! Drop it Charlie, you’ll never be as awesome as Chuck. Never.





10 Responses to Charlie Sheen: The New Chuck Norris? #tigerblood

  1. Watched this earlier today and I laughed so hard. In my opinion this is the best thing he's done since before he started doing that god-awful show Two And Half Men.

  2. Lame. Firstly, This is telltale of Empire-Speak, clinging to old Gods and cowering in fear of the embracement of post-nihalism. Secondly, this is just SEO buffering. Totally devoid of content, except for enough words to not be flagged by SEs, but still maintain a 3-10% keyword saturation to attract attention to a site devoid of anything actually interesting.

  3. Lame. Firstly, This is telltale of Empire-Speak, clinging to old Gods and cowering in fear of the embracement of post-nihalism. Secondly, this is just SEO buffering. Totally devoid of content, except for enough words to not be flagged by SEs, but still maintain a 3-10% keyword saturation to attract attention to a site devoid of anything actually interesting.

  4. "Drop it Charlie, you’ll never be as awesome as Chuck. Never."

    Dude, what? Charlie has far surpassed Norris even now and isn't gonna stop here. The time of Chuck Norris has come and passed, now it's time for Sheen to start winning.