So, here’s the situation. One day, you are walking to your car when you see this:
What do you do?
Jump in my x-wing starfighter duh
I'am shit bricks.
Also, i can say somethink like that:"Oh, shit! It happened! Where my lightsaber?".
Easy as 1, 2, 3…
I guess GaS doesn't like basic HTML.
DO NOT jump into the nearest turret.
Grappling cable, light saber, good to go!
You forgot the grenade… Don't forget the grenade.
“I think we got a Problem Houston”… then pull out my litesaber and get busy…
Use your road flares and jumper cables. (It might be our only chance of stopping it.)
Whip out the video camera, put it on a tripod, and pwn that thing.
Easy… I just ask if I can join in the fun!!!!!!!!
I would take a picture and upload it to Facebook, of course!
put down the crack pipe, and back away slowly.
"I think we got a Problem Houston"… then pull out my litesaber and get busy…
Dive under my car while screaming something along the lines of "HOLY SHIIIIT!!"
Or assume that someone put LSD in my toothpaste.
Look for a T-47 airspeeder with an harpoon and knock it down!!!!! Then wake up.. meh
Grab my grappling hook and a grenade from my trunk and hoof it for the underbelly!
First, I twitpic it and send tweet to notify the world. Then retrieve lightsaber from the glove box and rush to battle!
Run to the right to try to get outside of it's line of fire. Those things look like they don't turn very well, so getting along side it should make you safer. Then I'd be snapping pics and posting them online. Nobody's gonna believe this.
Take photo =)
Get Leia out on the Falcon.
Alert the rebel alliance!
I stop, take a picture, hurry back home and post it on a geek blog :)
Stay the hell away from any kind of generator
hey Jeff … Robot Camels …
obviously run up to it, as it can only tilt its head down a small bit, so it has a massive blind spot underneath it.
Translation: Climb inside and pull the drivers' arms off :D
My initial thought was "gee, I'd probably help that guy get the snow off his car."
Then I saw the AT-AT, and thought "Gee, I should probably help that guy find some cover before the walker starts blasting his car."
where is my laser saber?
go inside and play possum.
Holy crap! It's snowing!
Laugh and run up for a closer look!
Immediately post on Facebook & Twitter, of course.
So you CAN hallucinate from brain freeze- I KNEW IT!
Assuming that a Universe where an AT-AT was tramping down my street is a Universe where I own a motorcycle and some bucky cables….
I'd be taking care of business.
Quickly runs home and call Lucas Film to report they have a serious copyright infringement case.
get the snow off the car and drive to work
Get the Darth Vader costume out of the closet, put it on, and hope he isn't traveling with them.
I'd call George Lucas and let his lawyers deal with it.
roll another one:<))
Say to myself…."Sure wish I could carpool with those guys!!."
Wave, because I already know I'm screwed.
I would drop trousers and have a wank right then, and there.
1) Turn around
2) Walk back inside
3) Start making phone calls
When they ask for directions to the capital I will send them in the direction of a frozen river and film them as the AT-AT gets stuck. Then I would run like hell so the snow troopers don't catch me.
Fer real, pee my pants.
Run like hell
I missed the AT-AT in the back at first, so I would have probably got in my car without even knowing…
Enlist to be a Stormtrooper to fight those filthy terrorists.
No reason to worry. It won't get far; look at all those wires.
jump into the snow speeder of course…
Hop in a T-47 and make for the nearest starport with a freighter to ferry us outta here.
I'd use the force of course.
walk THE OTHER WAY. THE *OTHER WAY*. FASTER.
Realize that I forgot to take my meds, turn around, and go back home to take them.
Go home AT-AT Walker, you're drunk.
Clear a hole in the snow on the windscreen just barely big enough to see out of, smoke a cigarette while the heater in the car is on full blast and then your're good to go!
In the Immortal words of a friends old RPG character, "Hide!"
brush off the car get in go wherever i was going, take a detour if its in my path, and just hope it was because of all the drugs i did the night before