Comments on: Apple Stores Unveil New “Friend Bar” http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2010/07/10/apple-stores-unveil-new-friend-bar1/ tech, science, news and social issues for geeks Tue, 14 Feb 2012 00:25:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: Bildohttp://www.geeksaresexy.net/2010/07/10/apple-stores-unveil-new-friend-bar1/#comment-256995 Bildo Sun, 11 Jul 2010 23:15:00 +0000 http://www.geeksaresexy.net/?p=27611#comment-256995 Oh dear god...you are a moron. this is a joke. that gives some insight to people who hate Apple products. Oh dear god…you are a moron. this is a joke. that gives some insight to people who hate Apple products.

]]> By: Bildohttp://www.geeksaresexy.net/2010/07/10/apple-stores-unveil-new-friend-bar1/#comment-280803 Bildo Sun, 11 Jul 2010 23:15:00 +0000 http://www.geeksaresexy.net/?p=27611#comment-280803 Oh dear god...you are a moron. this is a joke. that gives some insight to people who hate Apple products. Oh dear god…you are a moron. this is a joke. that gives some insight to people who hate Apple products.

]]> By: Sachihttp://www.geeksaresexy.net/2010/07/10/apple-stores-unveil-new-friend-bar1/#comment-256979 Sachi Sun, 11 Jul 2010 17:41:00 +0000 http://www.geeksaresexy.net/?p=27611#comment-256979 ONN is a parody news site. They're not really putting in a "Friend Bar". ONN is a parody news site. They're not really putting in a "Friend Bar".

]]> By: Sachihttp://www.geeksaresexy.net/2010/07/10/apple-stores-unveil-new-friend-bar1/#comment-280802 Sachi Sun, 11 Jul 2010 17:41:00 +0000 http://www.geeksaresexy.net/?p=27611#comment-280802 ONN is a parody news site. They're not really putting in a "Friend Bar". ONN is a parody news site. They’re not really putting in a “Friend Bar”.

]]> By: Vicious88http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2010/07/10/apple-stores-unveil-new-friend-bar1/#comment-256936 Vicious88 Sun, 11 Jul 2010 03:02:00 +0000 http://www.geeksaresexy.net/?p=27611#comment-256936 Oh dear god... Are we all pathetic enough to require companies to pay someone to pretend to be our friends -- that should really provide some insight towards the people who buy these products. But people are eating it up! "I can have a YesMan to sit there and nod or excitedly exclaim 'Oh Yes!' every time I mention an Apple product by name?!?!? I think I'm going to wet myself with excitement!" Let's not attempt to fix the fact that if you have more than two fingers, when you hold your iPhone you lose signal. Instead, let's pay a bunch of people to entertain our most asinine customers. But hey, I guess you're just trying to make money by convincing people that the universe revolves around them -- what could *POSSIBLY* go wrong with that? Oh dear god… Are we all pathetic enough to require companies to pay someone to pretend to be our friends — that should really provide some insight towards the people who buy these products.

But people are eating it up! "I can have a YesMan to sit there and nod or excitedly exclaim 'Oh Yes!' every time I mention an Apple product by name?!?!? I think I'm going to wet myself with excitement!"

Let's not attempt to fix the fact that if you have more than two fingers, when you hold your iPhone you lose signal. Instead, let's pay a bunch of people to entertain our most asinine customers.

But hey, I guess you're just trying to make money by convincing people that the universe revolves around them — what could *POSSIBLY* go wrong with that?

]]> By: Vicious88http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2010/07/10/apple-stores-unveil-new-friend-bar1/#comment-280801 Vicious88 Sun, 11 Jul 2010 03:02:00 +0000 http://www.geeksaresexy.net/?p=27611#comment-280801 Oh dear god... Are we all pathetic enough to require companies to pay someone to pretend to be our friends -- that should really provide some insight towards the people who buy these products.But people are eating it up! "I can have a YesMan to sit there and nod or excitedly exclaim 'Oh Yes!' every time I mention an Apple product by name?!?!? I think I'm going to wet myself with excitement!"Let's not attempt to fix the fact that if you have more than two fingers, when you hold your iPhone you lose signal. Instead, let's pay a bunch of people to entertain our most asinine customers.But hey, I guess you're just trying to make money by convincing people that the universe revolves around them -- what could *POSSIBLY* go wrong with that? Oh dear god… Are we all pathetic enough to require companies to pay someone to pretend to be our friends — that should really provide some insight towards the people who buy these products.

But people are eating it up! “I can have a YesMan to sit there and nod or excitedly exclaim ‘Oh Yes!’ every time I mention an Apple product by name?!?!? I think I’m going to wet myself with excitement!”

Let’s not attempt to fix the fact that if you have more than two fingers, when you hold your iPhone you lose signal. Instead, let’s pay a bunch of people to entertain our most asinine customers.

But hey, I guess you’re just trying to make money by convincing people that the universe revolves around them — what could *POSSIBLY* go wrong with that?

]]> By: lenahttp://www.geeksaresexy.net/2010/07/10/apple-stores-unveil-new-friend-bar1/#comment-256921 lena Sat, 10 Jul 2010 19:27:00 +0000 http://www.geeksaresexy.net/?p=27611#comment-256921 i want the t-shirt. anybody know how i could get my hands on one? i want the t-shirt. anybody know how i could get my hands on one?

]]> By: lenahttp://www.geeksaresexy.net/2010/07/10/apple-stores-unveil-new-friend-bar1/#comment-280800 lena Sat, 10 Jul 2010 19:27:00 +0000 http://www.geeksaresexy.net/?p=27611#comment-280800 i want the t-shirt. anybody know how i could get my hands on one? i want the t-shirt. anybody know how i could get my hands on one?

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