We’re pretty sure most of you have played rock paper scissors at least once in your lives, and maybe a few have even tried rock paper scissors lizard spock, but what about monkey pirate robot ninja zombie?
Here’s how the game goes:
Monkey
* Monkey fools Ninja
* Monkey unplugs Robot
Suggested noise: ee-ee-eek!
Robot
* Robot chokes Ninja
* Robot crushes Zombie
Suggested noise: ex-ter-min-ate!
Pirate
* Pirate drowns Robot
* Pirate skewers Monkey
Suggested noise: arrrrr!
Ninja
* Ninja karate chops Pirate
* Ninja decapitates Zombie
Suggested noise: keeee-ah!
Zombie
* Zombie eats Pirate
* Zombie savages Monkey
Suggested noise: braaaaaaaaaainsss!
[Via BoingBoing]
Awesome!
Though… 'papper'?
Awesome!
Though… ‘papper’?
I love it… except there is NO way Ninja beats Pirate. Just ain't happenin'!
I love it… except there is NO way Ninja beats Pirate. Just ain’t happenin’!
Finally! The natural superiority of ninjas over pirates is acknowledged! Best. Game. EVAR!
Finally! The natural superiority of ninjas over pirates is acknowledged! Best. Game. EVAR!
What happens if you are a zombie monkey? Who's brains do you eat? ;)
What happens if you are a zombie monkey? Who’s brains do you eat? ;)
Nice Doctor Who reference.
EXTERMINATE!! Hahaha. Totally read that as though a Dalek would, too.
Nice Doctor Who reference.
EXTERMINATE!! Hahaha. Totally read that as though a Dalek would, too.
Zombies are clearly the winners here over everyone, how could a one legged pirate outrun a infected zombie? ain;t happening.
Zombies are clearly the winners here over everyone, how could a one legged pirate outrun a infected zombie? ain;t happening.
Shouldnt the suggested noise for ninja be absolutely nothing? It's a fricken ninja, there is no warning, thats what makes a ninja inferior.