If you’re a fan of HR Giger’s Alien and are planning to get married soon, here’s a cake design you might want to consider choosing:

Ok, we have to admit that a cake like that might freak out your guests just a little, and they might worry ending up having a chest buster trying to get out their stomach a few days later, but who cares, right? It’s your wedding cake after all!
Edit: This work of art comes from Seattle-based Jet City Cakes. Thank you for contacting us Paul!
[Via Walyou]
Looks like two cocks sticking out of a hat, might be a hit with the gay community, other than that, I’d have to say, nope, pass.
Looks like two cocks sticking out of a hat, might be a hit with the gay community, other than that, I'd have to say, nope, pass.
Gads, I hope you’ve never seen a cock with teeth and crazy foreskin like that. Hell, I’d call it a sixskin! At least they’re well dressed penii.
That actually looks more like the creatures from the Mel Brooks movie SpaceBalls, that was a parody of Aliens, in the bar scene.
Cool cake. It’s so well crafted, and interesting that I’d hate to cut it into pieces.
Gads, I hope you've never seen a cock with teeth and crazy foreskin like that. Hell, I'd call it a sixskin! At least they're well dressed penii.
That actually looks more like the creatures from the Mel Brooks movie SpaceBalls, that was a parody of Aliens, in the bar scene.
Cool cake. It's so well crafted, and interesting that I'd hate to cut it into pieces.
Let me guess – the inside is Red Velvet Cake!