In the following video, science comedian Brian Malow jokes that a virus is “the ultimate David and Goliath” when compared with humans. He then rattles off a series of hilarious science-related jokes. Enjoy!
[Via BoingBoing]
In the following video, science comedian Brian Malow jokes that a virus is “the ultimate David and Goliath” when compared with humans. He then rattles off a series of hilarious science-related jokes. Enjoy!
[Via BoingBoing]
Some of those jokes are actually funny, “A neutrino walks into a bar and the bar tender says, ‘We do not serve neutrinos here.’ The neutrino says, “Hey, I was just passing through.”
It takes a really clever mind to think of stuff like that.
Come on. The bartender wouldn’t even notice the neutrino was there.
C’mon, it’s a joke.
Some of those jokes are actually funny, "A neutrino walks into a bar and the bar tender says, 'We do not serve neutrinos here.' The neutrino says, "Hey, I was just passing through."
It takes a really clever mind to think of stuff like that.
Come on. The bartender wouldn't even notice the neutrino was there.
C'mon, it's a joke.
A mushroom tries to get into a bar, but the boucer woun't let him in.
"No mushrooms allowed" said the bartender.
"But c'mon," the mushroom said "I'm a fungi!"
*ba-dum-tssh*
The bartender says. "We don't serve tachyons here."
A tachyon walks into a bar.
The bartender says sorry we don't serve neutrinos, then a neutrino walks into a bar.
That makes no sense dave. The neutrino would get there before the light and would be in the bar before the bartender could percieve him.
A neutrino walks into a bar. Two Buds please.
Light?
Oh he'll be along in .6 of a nanosecond allowing for experimental error.
A man walks into a bar and asks for a pint of adenisine triphosphate, the barman says that will be 80p