Linux is an Evil and Uncompassionate OS

October 9, 2009 by Geeks are Sexy | 10 comments

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10 Responses to “Linux is an Evil and Uncompassionate OS”

  1. On my linux box:

    $ kill
    kill: usage: kill [-s sigspec | -n signum | -sigspec] pid | jobspec … or kill -l [sigspec]

    $ /bin/kill
    Usage:
    kill pid … Send SIGTERM to every process listed.
    kill signal pid … Send a signal to every process listed.
    kill -s signal pid … Send a signal to every process listed.
    kill -l List all signal names.
    kill -L List all signal names in a nice table.
    kill -l signal Convert between signal numbers and names.

    So no. Linux is not evil.

  2. You’re not using sh, that’s why it does not react that way :)

  3. Sam says:

    It doesn’t matter what shell you’re using. ‘kill’ is a separate program. It’s what’s giving you back the message, not the shell.

  4. tesla says:

    If you compile gentoo with the offensive use flag it will say some funny stuff.

  5. This just seem a bit more optimistic thanks to command-not-found on Ubuntu.

    $ love
    The program ‘love’ is currently not installed. You can install it by typing:
    sudo apt-get install love

  6. morgan says:

    [morgan@archlinux64 Mad Skills Motocross Demo]$ kill balmer
    sh: kill: balmer: arguments must be process or job IDs

    Linux is the most UNEVIL system there is.

    What other OS has caters for minorities ?

    I.e Welsh in KDE and linux also caters for discordianism – ddate …

  7. timmy says:

    lovely joke! haha

    but I think it could be extended to Unix environment in general, right?

    cheers!

  8. morph says:

    spectacular! :D

  9. Anonymous says:

    sh-4.0$ love
    sh: love: command not found
    sh-4.0$ peace
    sh: peace: command not found
    sh-4.0$ happiness
    sh: happiness: command not found
    sh-4.0$ kill
    kill: usage: kill [-s sigspec | -n signum | -sigspec] pid | jobspec … or kill -l [sigspec]

    Oops…

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