Subscribe by EmailStar Wars Inspired Love Letter
August 7, 2009 by Geeks are Sexy | 11 comments
Dear Jessica,
Please run away as far as you can from this guy if you don’t want to end up with your belly cut open and some freak trying to get inside you.
So ladies, if a guy would send you a love letter like this, how would you react? :)
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That was the same thing that popped in my head while reading it. The tauntaun was dead at that point. Uber-creepy.
Is that the whole note?
…Restraining Order.
Just a restraining order? I would kick that up a notch… :)
I wouldn’t of gone out with a guy that needy and pathetic in the first place. Needyness is something that comes up real quick.
I wonder if she even went out with him at all. It doesn’t really say anything about her, or things they did together. This reads more like “I see her from across the street every day and have never talked to her, I should write her a letter so she stops giving me mean looks”.
I’m all for nerdy guys, but this is too much.
Well, Florsie, you “wouldn’t of” gone out with a Star Wars geek in the first place because most of them are sweet and smart, meaning that they wouldn’t spell it “needyness”…
Creeeeeepyyyyyyy.
This can’t be real. It’s a spoof.
Funny, though.
I like StarWars as much as the next geek but I would never, ever give or say anything even remotely close to this. Neediness is a big turn-off for women. The sad thing is I think the letter is real, there are some
menboys out there who actually think this sounds sweet and will work.Ummm, that’s really creepy. Michael said that the tauntaun was dead? Yeah, I’d press charges…
I love Star Wars but not stalkers. I’d report him to the police.