The Comfort Wipe: Because You Need to Wipe your Butt with Dignity

You’d think that this could only be a Saturday Night Live spoof, but rest assured my friends, it is not, as sad as that is.

10 Responses to The Comfort Wipe: Because You Need to Wipe your Butt with Dignity

Colin says:
June 14, 2009 at 2:53 pm

Is this perhaps the precursor to the three seashells?
- Adam says:
  June 14, 2009 at 4:30 pm
  
  I wish someone would hurry up and invent the 3 sea shells so I can find out what they do!!
Colin says:
June 14, 2009 at 6:53 pm

Is this perhaps the precursor to the three seashells?
- Adam says:
  June 14, 2009 at 8:30 pm
  
  I wish someone would hurry up and invent the 3 sea shells so I can find out what they do!!
Cassie says:
June 14, 2009 at 6:31 pm

I lose all respect for anyone who buys that.
Grae says:
June 14, 2009 at 6:31 pm

Well at least when ya buy this you finally get a f**king grip!
Grae says:
June 14, 2009 at 10:31 pm

Well at least when ya buy this you finally get a f**king grip!
Cassie says:
June 14, 2009 at 10:31 pm

I lose all respect for anyone who buys that.
Sam says:
June 17, 2009 at 1:30 am

I am at a loss for words. This is so… retarded. "The modern solution" to wiping your ass is a handle? Toilet paper is archaic?? WTF.
Sam says:
June 17, 2009 at 5:30 am

I am at a loss for words. This is so… retarded. “The modern solution” to wiping your ass is a handle? Toilet paper is archaic?? WTF.