New Sony PSP Porn Bundle

PSP Porn?So a kid in Tampa, Florida got a PSP from Wal-Mart as a “late Christmas present” (in April?), and when he took it out of the box and fired it up, found that the wallpaper was a photo of a naked lady. It turns out that there was a memory card inside with hundreds of pornographic pictures.

This might have been an understandable, if stupid, mistake if the PSP had been used, but as far as I know, Wal-Mart doesn’t sell used video game consoles, and the news headline states that it was a “new” PSP. Which means that either (A) someone at some point in the packaging process or at Wal-Mart got away with quite a prank, or (B) the mom was plotting a lawsuit. Though to be honest, the mom didn’t strike me as that clever, nor the kid that emotionally scarred.

Of course, the real tragedy here is that the one who ended up with that particular box was a six-year-old, whose first instinct was to go crying to his mom – whereas if he had been thirteen, we would never have heard about this story and there would have been one more lifelong loyal Wal-Mart customer.

You can watch the Fox news report below; the mom’s outrage is pretty funny, as is the fact that they show the PSP with the images still on it.

I think maybe Sony should try this as a new marketing campaign. Sony: Porn With Every PSP. You’re in our world now, and our world is the one with the hot girls.

By Casey Lynn
Contributing Writer, [GAS]

[Image Source: Flickr]





41 Responses to New Sony PSP Porn Bundle

  1. Pffft, I would have taken the free game, PSP + free porn + free game for having the free porn! Seems like a good deal to me :D

  2. Pffft, I would have taken the free game, PSP + free porn + free game for having the free porn! Seems like a good deal to me :D

    • f* that i would have told my mom free masturbation tool for life mooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!! in need more toilet paper

  3. When did Sony announce the new "Porn Bundle"???

    I mean, you pay for the PSP, memory card and you get the porn FREE? That's a good deal!!!

    Get serious Wal Mart…

  4. When did Sony announce the new “Porn Bundle”???
    I mean, you pay for the PSP, memory card and you get the porn FREE? That’s a good deal!!!
    Get serious Wal Mart…

  5. Simply a consequence of Wal-Mart's fairly liberal return policy. If someone brought it back within a few days after purchase, and had all the 'obvious' packaging materials, Wal-Mart probably put it back out on the shelf as new. Never mind the dolt who left his porn collection memory card in it when he returned it.

  6. Simply a consequence of Wal-Mart’s fairly liberal return policy. If someone brought it back within a few days after purchase, and had all the ‘obvious’ packaging materials, Wal-Mart probably put it back out on the shelf as new. Never mind the dolt who left his porn collection memory card in it when he returned it.

  7. It's Schrodinger's PSP, "you never know what's in a box" so the PSP remains in a state of quantum flux both with, and without porn until opened.

    Why the heck does she need a new PSP? Just reformat or throw away the memory card, sheesh. Take the free game and shut up.

    @GadgeNut: You're probably correct.

  8. It’s Schrodinger’s PSP, “you never know what’s in a box” so the PSP remains in a state of quantum flux both with, and without porn until opened.

    Why the heck does she need a new PSP? Just reformat or throw away the memory card, sheesh. Take the free game and shut up.

    @GadgeNut: You’re probably correct.

  9. As much as I hate the evil that is Wal-mart, my question is, 'How is this even Wal-mart's fault?' I mean, assuming that it really was brand new in a factory sealed box, then that would mean that the mom should be complaining to Sony. But you still have to love the nonchalant attitude of the Wal-mart manager.

    Oh, and I agree with Colin – GadgetNut's theory is probably the most accurate in this instance.

  10. As much as I hate the evil that is Wal-mart, my question is, ‘How is this even Wal-mart’s fault?’ I mean, assuming that it really was brand new in a factory sealed box, then that would mean that the mom should be complaining to Sony. But you still have to love the nonchalant attitude of the Wal-mart manager.

    Oh, and I agree with Colin – GadgetNut’s theory is probably the most accurate in this instance.

  11. Hey, I recognise some of the pictures! Clearly a butt-lover.

    I think my six year old would burst out laughing when confronted with nudity.

  12. Hey, I recognise some of the pictures! Clearly a butt-lover.
    I think my six year old would burst out laughing when confronted with nudity.

  13. This is really odd, not just because my family does the late Christmas presents in April thing (tax returns lol), but also because of what happened with my youngest childs present.

    I went out with the wife to get him a laptop, and after we got in the car, we opened it to make sure it worked (if you have ever shopped at our Wal-Mart, this makes sense).

    Upon booting, we got several errors and it seemed as if the factory had not completely installed windows, like an assembly line worker had shut it down before completing.

    After about 30 of these messages, the desktop finally showed up, with 10+ folders with various pornographic names. The 160 gig HD had 100+ gigs full of nothing but porn, that's not including the amount for windows etc.

    This computer did not look like a return at all, had the seals etc, although that wouldn't be to hard to get by. Do you think a disgruntled employee at the lap manufacture could0've done that? Either way, it was hilarious, and I'm glad we found out before our 12 year old.

    • Yeah, especially since a 12-year-old might not have run to you right away to tell you about it ;) Or maybe that's still a bit young…

  14. This is really odd, not just because my family does the late Christmas presents in April thing (tax returns lol), but also because of what happened with my youngest childs present.

    I went out with the wife to get him a laptop, and after we got in the car, we opened it to make sure it worked (if you have ever shopped at our Wal-Mart, this makes sense).

    Upon booting, we got several errors and it seemed as if the factory had not completely installed windows, like an assembly line worker had shut it down before completing.

    After about 30 of these messages, the desktop finally showed up, with 10+ folders with various pornographic names. The 160 gig HD had 100+ gigs full of nothing but porn, that’s not including the amount for windows etc.

    This computer did not look like a return at all, had the seals etc, although that wouldn’t be to hard to get by. Do you think a disgruntled employee at the lap manufacture could0′ve done that? Either way, it was hilarious, and I’m glad we found out before our 12 year old.

    • Yeah, especially since a 12-year-old might not have run to you right away to tell you about it ;) Or maybe that’s still a bit young…

  15. Why is it wall marts problem, they don't open it and check the content. besides why is it that if one kid sees a two hour horror film filled with gore, death, and dismemberment no one has a problem but if a kid see one second of porn every one just goes completely balistic

  16. Why is it wall marts problem, they don’t open it and check the content. besides why is it that if one kid sees a two hour horror film filled with gore, death, and dismemberment no one has a problem but if a kid see one second of porn every one just goes completely balistic

  17. I put it it in there >.>

    Ah the PSP… Mum proof porn for all!!! ((My mother would never go near my games but constantly searches my computers history…))

  18. I put it it in there >.>

    Ah the PSP… Mum proof porn for all!!! ((My mother would never go near my games but constantly searches my computers history…))

  19. Wow. If i was six years old and i got that psp id be like woooooohooooo. lots of beautiful sexy women. but no.. this kid was scared of his mom. arent we all tho?

  20. Wow. If i was six years old and i got that psp id be like woooooohooooo. lots of beautiful sexy women. but no.. this kid was scared of his mom. arent we all tho?