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By Johnny Daniels
Contributing Writer, [GAS]
The readers over at Jalopnik were invited to come up with a caption to the above picture and a few possibilities were thrown around. However, being a long time reader of GAS, I felt convinced that you guys could come up with much better captions!
So without looking at what they said on the other page, what do you think Darth “Racer” Vader is saying? Can you come up with the perfect caption for this picture?
"Lewis Hamilton, I. Am. Your. Father!"
Who is Lewis Hamilton you ask?
All your bases are belong to us!
The downforces are strong with this one.
Nice.
Ladies call it the sex-wing.
The Star Destroyer was repo’d
(To the tune of Speed Racer…) GO Darth Vader, GO Darth Vader, GO DARTH VADER GO!
Let him go, stay on the leader.
TIE Fighter is in the shop and this is all the rental company had?!?!?
“My other car is tie-fighter”
All your bases are belong to us!
The downforces are strong with this one.
Nice.
Ladies call it the sex-wing.
The Star Destroyer was repo'd
(To the tune of Speed Racer…) GO Darth Vader, GO Darth Vader, GO DARTH VADER GO!
Let him go, stay on the leader.
TIE Fighter is in the shop and this is all the rental company had?!?!?
"My other car is tie-fighter"
“no Luke it’s not a mid life crisis I just thought it might give us a chance to bond”
especially considering that Mark Hamill made the movie Corvette Summer where they rebuilt a classic Corvette
“Fu*k Yeah” as my caption.
This wa what I was thinking. Just the way he is looking screams this
What are you looking at? This used to be a Caddy until in a fit of road rage Skywalker busted a cap into the ventillator shaft!
"no Luke it's not a mid life crisis I just thought it might give us a chance to bond"
"Fu*k Yeah" as my caption.
This wa what I was thinking. Just the way he is looking screams this
What are you looking at? This used to be a Caddy until in a fit of road rage Skywalker busted a cap into the ventillator shaft!
"Lewis Hamilton, I. Am. Your. Father!"
Who is Lewis Hamilton you ask?
“Sometime I like it nice and slow…”
"Sometime I like it nice and slow…"
“the force is strong with this one”
"the force is strong with this one"
I’m surprised no-one has come up with any Dick Cheney jokes yet!
I'm surprised no-one has come up with any Dick Cheney jokes yet!
Star Wars…
PIMP my Ride Edition!!
Star Wars…
PIMP my Ride Edition!!
“I find your lack of faith in my driving skills disturbing.”
In between destroying planets and fighting rebel forces, Vader takes his “me time” very seriously.
Laugh now, but cry later when I get all the chicks.
What? I’m just taking it for a test drive.
Now that that VP thing is over, I’m hitting the open road.
Road trip!
Yes, it has a HEMI.
There’s nothing to see here officer…move along.
Downsizing’s a bitch.
I’m not wearing any pants.
"I find your lack of faith in my driving skills disturbing."
In between destroying planets and fighting rebel forces, Vader takes his "me time" very seriously.
Laugh now, but cry later when I get all the chicks.
What? I'm just taking it for a test drive.
Now that that VP thing is over, I'm hitting the open road.
Road trip!
Yes, it has a HEMI.
There's nothing to see here officer…move along.
Downsizing's a bitch.
I'm not wearing any pants.
“But I am faster in my Lotus Formula Three!
Hee-hee-hee!”
“Luke Skywalker thinks he is faster than me,
But I am faster in my Lotus Formula Three!
Hee-hee-hee!”
"But I am faster in my Lotus Formula Three!
Hee-hee-hee!"
"Luke Skywalker thinks he is faster than me,
But I am faster in my Lotus Formula Three!
Hee-hee-hee!"
They See me rollin’ , They Hattin’
They See me rollin' , They Hattin'
Darth Vader has big, black dark wheels.
Darth Vader has big, black dark wheels.
Who’s your daddy b**ch
Who's your daddy b**ch
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of this B**tch.
“Luke! Get your Landspeeder down to Toschi Station! This time we’re racing for pinks!”
“Drops more skirts than the Jedi Mind Trick!”
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of this B**tch.
"Luke! Get your Landspeeder down to Toschi Station! This time we're racing for pinks!"
"Drops more skirts than the Jedi Mind Trick!"
I knew I should not have sold my tie-fighter to get this. have you SEEN the price of gas lately?
Damn mosquitos keep blocking up my breathing vent.
I knew I should not have sold my tie-fighter to get this. have you SEEN the price of gas lately?
Damn mosquitos keep blocking up my breathing vent.
when they said "it's an ARIEL atom", i thought it'd be able to fly.
when they said “it’s an ARIEL atom”, i thought it’d be able to fly.
Zoom Zoom
Zoom Zoom
Your lack of torque disturbs me…
"they see me rollin. those jedi's be hatin"
you cannot beat the dark side of the force, especially in this race
No Luke you can't borrow the car keys
"whats that rattling, those damn jawa's told me it was good for another 3 lightyears"
Lighyears is distance :P
To be fair, even George Lucas fucked that one up with the whole "12 parsecs" thing. At least this guy's comment is kinda punny =P
Yeah, the original comment really could be interpreted either way.
Thanks for playing, though.
Join me in the Dark Side (If you can catch me)
Speed Racer I am your father
or the real racer X behind the wheel
After losing the first Death Star, Darth Vader decided it was time to drive off into the Sunsets of Tatooine. Unfortunatly, the Empire had other ideas, and we all know how THAT ends.
"Well, this car is automatic, it's systematic, it's hydromatic.
Why, it's force lightnin'!!"
From zero to ludicrous speed in 60 seconds.
The princess didn't get the secret plans for THIS secret battle station.
“Spruce” Frackin’ Wayne, eat your heart out. This goes from 0-60 in a “suck my tail-pipe” sub 3 seconds, and don’t try any of that kung fu gadget crap. I will choke your ass from 40 feet away before I even think about pulling out my lightsaber and cutting off those wussy little bat ears. What are you? Some kind of failed emo cosplayer? Are you crying? Don’t underestimate the power of a 6-shift ’09 Honda K20. Or the dark side of the force. Whichever kills your whiny ass first.
It's a (speed) trap!!!!!!!!!
one one can pass vader alive!
I've got the:
Fecking rebels blow up my Death Star damage my ship and I'm left with this – it's still got wheels! My son has a freaking hover car!
How do I make this go?
And to think – you thought I was cool before…
"The recession took its toll on even the darkest of lords: Vader was forced to trade in his TIE Fighter for something that had more miles to the gallon."
Get it…"forced"? ha, ha haha ha!
f**k my son and his old landspeeder- THIS is gonna kick his butt on Tatooine!
"Spruce" Frackin' Wayne, eat your heart out. This goes from 0-60 in a "suck my tail-pipe" sub 3 seconds, and don't try any of that kung fu gadget crap. I will choke your ass from 40 feet away before I even think about pulling out my lightsaber and cutting off those wussy little bat ears. What are you? Some kind of failed emo cosplayer? Are you crying? Don't underestimate the power of a 6-shift '09 Honda K20. Or the dark side of the force. Whichever kills your whiny ass first.
They see me rollin', they hatin'…
Fuck a Land-Speeder.
Fuck a Land-Speeder.
Gonna clean up at the podraces tonight!
F*ck a Landspeeder.
They see me rollin'…they hatin'
Stig, i am your father
"It's faster than my TIE Fighter". :D
"The Force is strong in the holes of this 1"