Subscribe by EmailDarth Vader hot wheels picture needs a caption
January 27, 2009 by Johnny Daniels | 32 commentsBy Johnny Daniels
Contributing Writer, [GAS]
The readers over at Jalopnik were invited to come up with a caption to the above picture and a few possibilities were thrown around. However, being a long time reader of GAS, I felt convinced that you guys could come up with much better captions!
So without looking at what they said on the other page, what do you think Darth “Racer” Vader is saying? Can you come up with the perfect caption for this picture?
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All your bases are belong to us!
The downforces are strong with this one.
Nice.
Ladies call it the sex-wing.
The Star Destroyer was repo’d
(To the tune of Speed Racer…) GO Darth Vader, GO Darth Vader, GO DARTH VADER GO!
Let him go, stay on the leader.
TIE Fighter is in the shop and this is all the rental company had?!?!?
“My other car is tie-fighter”
“no Luke it’s not a mid life crisis I just thought it might give us a chance to bond”
“Fu*k Yeah” as my caption.
This wa what I was thinking. Just the way he is looking screams this
What are you looking at? This used to be a Caddy until in a fit of road rage Skywalker busted a cap into the ventillator shaft!
“Lewis Hamilton, I. Am. Your. Father!”
Who is Lewis Hamilton you ask?
“Sometime I like it nice and slow…”
“the force is strong with this one”
I’m surprised no-one has come up with any Dick Cheney jokes yet!
Star Wars…
PIMP my Ride Edition!!
“I find your lack of faith in my driving skills disturbing.”
In between destroying planets and fighting rebel forces, Vader takes his “me time” very seriously.
Laugh now, but cry later when I get all the chicks.
What? I’m just taking it for a test drive.
Now that that VP thing is over, I’m hitting the open road.
Road trip!
Yes, it has a HEMI.
There’s nothing to see here officer…move along.
Downsizing’s a bitch.
I’m not wearing any pants.
“But I am faster in my Lotus Formula Three!
Hee-hee-hee!”
“Luke Skywalker thinks he is faster than me,
But I am faster in my Lotus Formula Three!
Hee-hee-hee!”
They See me rollin’ , They Hattin’
Darth Vader has big, black dark wheels.
Who’s your daddy b**ch
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of this B**tch.
“Luke! Get your Landspeeder down to Toschi Station! This time we’re racing for pinks!”
“Drops more skirts than the Jedi Mind Trick!”
I knew I should not have sold my tie-fighter to get this. have you SEEN the price of gas lately?
Damn mosquitos keep blocking up my breathing vent.
when they said “it’s an ARIEL atom”, i thought it’d be able to fly.
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