Comments on: What’s your best geek joke?

By: latkan

latkan — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 11:22:39 +0000

I don’t understand this joke, it was in the big bang theory aswell but i dnt get it xplain pls

By: Mackenzie

Mackenzie — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 04:23:05 +0000

There are 10 kinda of people in the world:
- Those who understand ternary
- Those who don’t
- Those who think it’s binary

By: Parsley

Parsley — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 11:05:31 +0000

An Architect, an Artist and an Engineer are discussing whether it’s better to have a wife or a mistress. The Architect says “A wife – marriage gives you the solid foundation that a relationship needs”. The Artist says “A mistress – the relationship is full of passion and romance”. The Engineer says “Both. That way the wife thinks you’re with the mistress, the mistress thinks you’re with the wife and you can go back to the lab and get some work done”.

By: Parsley

Parsley — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 10:51:22 +0000

How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

They don’t need to – the fault will be corrected in the software.

By: Jimmy Rogers

Jimmy Rogers — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 05:56:39 +0000

The sheep joke was hilarious!

I just made this one up while at the bunch. It’s for microbiology geeks:

What do catholic fungus go to in the evening?
A mycelial mass!

(consult a mycologist if you need help with that one)

By: mose

mose — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 22:13:50 +0000

love it :)

By: Sideshow Bob

Sideshow Bob — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 18:25:57 +0000

There are 10 kinds of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who don’t

By: Bearpup

Bearpup — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 13:37:18 +0000

A farmer discovers that all of his chickens have stopped laying for no apparent reason.

He calls the vet but he can’t get to the farmer until the following day.

The farmers next door neighbour, a physicist, says he can find and fix the problem before the vet arrives so the farmer lets him take a look at the chickens.

The physicist looks at the chickens, makes some notes and disappears back to his house.

A few hours later the farmer gets a phone call from the physicist,

“Good News! I’ve found the solution… but it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum”

;-)

By: John

John — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 06:52:05 +0000

A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender serves him and the neutron happily downs it. The neutron asks, “How much do I owe you?” And the bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”

By: Agthrad

Agthrad — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 22:12:50 +0000

There are 2 atoms and one goes to the other “he man I just lost an electron” and the other replies “are you sure?” and the other answers “I’m positive” :D

By: Sebastien

Sebastien — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 20:28:52 +0000

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None! It’s a hardware problem!

By: Casey

Casey — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:56:23 +0000

This is a joke for music geeks. :) It makes ME laugh anyway…

Three notes walk into a bar–a G, an E flat, and a C. The bartender looks up and says “We don’t serve minors.” So the E flat leaves and the other two have a fifth between them.