Comments on: What’s your best geek joke? http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2008/10/17/whats-your-best-geek-joke/ tech, science, news and social issues for geeks Tue, 14 Feb 2012 02:58:09 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: Gregory Klopperhttp://www.geeksaresexy.net/2008/10/17/whats-your-best-geek-joke/#comment-338204 Gregory Klopper Wed, 30 Nov 2011 15:42:25 +0000 http://www.geeksaresexy.net/?p=6396#comment-338204 There are 3 kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't. There are 3 kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

]]> By: Gregory Klopperhttp://www.geeksaresexy.net/2008/10/17/whats-your-best-geek-joke/#comment-338203 Gregory Klopper Wed, 30 Nov 2011 15:41:20 +0000 http://www.geeksaresexy.net/?p=6396#comment-338203 Some problems don't need theoretical solutions, they need practical answers. :-) You can't change EVERYTHING about your problem, only a bounded number of things. Shape of chickens and placing them in vacuum aren't things you can change, so the process was a waste of time practically, but still makes for a successful problem solving in theory. That's the joke. What should have been said is that it was a THEORETICAL PHYSICIST. :-) Some problems don't need theoretical solutions, they need practical answers. :-) You can't change EVERYTHING about your problem, only a bounded number of things. Shape of chickens and placing them in vacuum aren't things you can change, so the process was a waste of time practically, but still makes for a successful problem solving in theory. That's the joke. What should have been said is that it was a THEORETICAL PHYSICIST. :-)

]]> By: latkanhttp://www.geeksaresexy.net/2008/10/17/whats-your-best-geek-joke/#comment-152634 latkan Tue, 28 Apr 2009 11:22:00 +0000 http://www.geeksaresexy.net/?p=6396#comment-152634 I don't understand this joke, it was in the big bang theory aswell but i dnt get it xplain pls I don't understand this joke, it was in the big bang theory aswell but i dnt get it xplain pls

]]> By: latkanhttp://www.geeksaresexy.net/2008/10/17/whats-your-best-geek-joke/#comment-276654 latkan Tue, 28 Apr 2009 11:22:00 +0000 http://www.geeksaresexy.net/?p=6396#comment-276654 I don't understand this joke, it was in the big bang theory aswell but i dnt get it xplain pls I don’t understand this joke, it was in the big bang theory aswell but i dnt get it xplain pls

]]> By: Mackenziehttp://www.geeksaresexy.net/2008/10/17/whats-your-best-geek-joke/#comment-113341 Mackenzie Wed, 29 Oct 2008 04:23:00 +0000 http://www.geeksaresexy.net/?p=6396#comment-113341 There are 10 kinda of people in the world: - Those who understand ternary - Those who don't - Those who think it's binary There are 10 kinda of people in the world:

- Those who understand ternary

- Those who don't

- Those who think it's binary

]]> By: Mackenziehttp://www.geeksaresexy.net/2008/10/17/whats-your-best-geek-joke/#comment-276653 Mackenzie Wed, 29 Oct 2008 04:23:00 +0000 http://www.geeksaresexy.net/?p=6396#comment-276653 There are 10 kinda of people in the world: - Those who understand ternary - Those who don't - Those who think it's binary There are 10 kinda of people in the world:
- Those who understand ternary
- Those who don’t
- Those who think it’s binary

]]> By: Parsleyhttp://www.geeksaresexy.net/2008/10/17/whats-your-best-geek-joke/#comment-112955 Parsley Sun, 26 Oct 2008 11:05:00 +0000 http://www.geeksaresexy.net/?p=6396#comment-112955 An Architect, an Artist and an Engineer are discussing whether it's better to have a wife or a mistress. The Architect says "A wife - marriage gives you the solid foundation that a relationship needs". The Artist says "A mistress - the relationship is full of passion and romance". The Engineer says "Both. That way the wife thinks you're with the mistress, the mistress thinks you're with the wife and you can go back to the lab and get some work done". An Architect, an Artist and an Engineer are discussing whether it's better to have a wife or a mistress. The Architect says "A wife – marriage gives you the solid foundation that a relationship needs". The Artist says "A mistress – the relationship is full of passion and romance". The Engineer says "Both. That way the wife thinks you're with the mistress, the mistress thinks you're with the wife and you can go back to the lab and get some work done".

]]> By: Parsleyhttp://www.geeksaresexy.net/2008/10/17/whats-your-best-geek-joke/#comment-276652 Parsley Sun, 26 Oct 2008 11:05:00 +0000 http://www.geeksaresexy.net/?p=6396#comment-276652 An Architect, an Artist and an Engineer are discussing whether it's better to have a wife or a mistress. The Architect says "A wife - marriage gives you the solid foundation that a relationship needs". The Artist says "A mistress - the relationship is full of passion and romance". The Engineer says "Both. That way the wife thinks you're with the mistress, the mistress thinks you're with the wife and you can go back to the lab and get some work done". An Architect, an Artist and an Engineer are discussing whether it’s better to have a wife or a mistress. The Architect says “A wife – marriage gives you the solid foundation that a relationship needs”. The Artist says “A mistress – the relationship is full of passion and romance”. The Engineer says “Both. That way the wife thinks you’re with the mistress, the mistress thinks you’re with the wife and you can go back to the lab and get some work done”.

]]> By: Parsleyhttp://www.geeksaresexy.net/2008/10/17/whats-your-best-geek-joke/#comment-112951 Parsley Sun, 26 Oct 2008 10:51:00 +0000 http://www.geeksaresexy.net/?p=6396#comment-112951 How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb? They don't need to - the fault will be corrected in the software. How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't need to – the fault will be corrected in the software.

]]> By: Parsleyhttp://www.geeksaresexy.net/2008/10/17/whats-your-best-geek-joke/#comment-276651 Parsley Sun, 26 Oct 2008 10:51:00 +0000 http://www.geeksaresexy.net/?p=6396#comment-276651 How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?They don't need to - the fault will be corrected in the software. How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

They don’t need to – the fault will be corrected in the software.

]]> By: Jimmy Rogershttp://www.geeksaresexy.net/2008/10/17/whats-your-best-geek-joke/#comment-111768 Jimmy Rogers Mon, 20 Oct 2008 05:56:00 +0000 http://www.geeksaresexy.net/?p=6396#comment-111768 The sheep joke was hilarious! I just made this one up while at the bunch. It's for microbiology geeks: What do catholic fungus go to in the evening? A mycelial mass! (consult a mycologist if you need help with that one) The sheep joke was hilarious!

I just made this one up while at the bunch. It's for microbiology geeks:

What do catholic fungus go to in the evening?

A mycelial mass!

(consult a mycologist if you need help with that one)

]]> By: Jimmy Rogershttp://www.geeksaresexy.net/2008/10/17/whats-your-best-geek-joke/#comment-276650 Jimmy Rogers Mon, 20 Oct 2008 05:56:00 +0000 http://www.geeksaresexy.net/?p=6396#comment-276650 The sheep joke was hilarious!I just made this one up while at the bunch. It's for microbiology geeks:What do catholic fungus go to in the evening? A mycelial mass!(consult a mycologist if you need help with that one) The sheep joke was hilarious!

I just made this one up while at the bunch. It’s for microbiology geeks:

What do catholic fungus go to in the evening?
A mycelial mass!

(consult a mycologist if you need help with that one)

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