Subscribe by EmailQuantum Sleeper: The Anti-Apocalypse Bed
June 27, 2008 by Geeks are Sexy | 5 comments
If you’re the kind of person who wears a tinfoil hat and thinks that someone will come to murder you while you sleep, the Quantum Sleeper is probably just the thing you need. This bed does not only offer state of the art protection against intruders and natural disasters, it also offers a broad range of options that can turn your sleeping den into something in which you can live in for weeks! Hit the more link for more details about the Sleeper’s features and accessories.
Quantum sleeper features and accessories:
- 1.25″ Polycarbonate Bulletproof Plating/Shielding
- Bio-Chemical Filtered Ventilation
- Rebreather
- Control Panel Mode Selection (Basic System Ops., Intruder Setting, Energy Status, Lock Down, etc.)
- Cover & Door Actuators w/ Emergency Release
- One way see through head cover (reflective mirror on 2 sides and front)
- Safety Features (Proximity Sensor, O2 Sensor, Smoke Det., Motion Det.)
- Emergency Communication system (Cellular, Short-wave Radio)
- Audio Amplifier (Amplify sound from outside unit)
- Air/Water Tight Sealing
- External Override Key Pad & Remote Control
- Battery Backup Power
- Toiletry system
- TV
- Microwave
- Refrigerator
- DVD player
- CD Player
So my paranoiac friends, what are you waiting for? Get your Quantum Sleeper today!
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Observations
Rebreather = Scuba tank…this thing is air tight…just don’t take deep breathes or be an asthmatic
External Override Key Pad & Remote Control = Don’t leave your remote on the nightstand, or the manual either
Toiletry system = Plastic bag. Don’t eat chilis the night before a terrorist attack
Microwave = You never wanted kids, did you? The microwave is in a sealed, airtight box, most likely near your head, crotch or feet
Refrigerator = Ok, seriously, who designed this? A refrigerator compressor will heat this box up like no tommorow
CD Player = I suggest “The End of the World as We Know It”
Direct link to the Quantum Sleeper Patent page:
http://www.google.com/patents?id=sSd9AAAAEBAJ&printsec=abstract&zoom=4&dq=7137881
Looks like a coffin.
Yes it does look like a coffin! And if the worst happens they can just bury you in it! How convenient!
“Get your Quantum Sleeper today!”?
From their site (http://www.qsleeper.com/Interested.html); “This product is not yet on the market.”