Comments on: Crazy Russian Office Worker Goes on Rampage

By: fec

fec — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:02:46 +0000

Its fake

By: Mickey Blue Eyes

Mickey Blue Eyes — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 20:14:41 +0000

My Russian is a bit rusty, but it has something to do with a missing red Swingline stapler.

By: brandon

brandon — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 16:14:27 +0000

I think the russian translation at the end was “Don’t taze me bro! Dont taze me!”

By: Susamo

Susamo — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 20:05:18 +0000

That’s that I heard:
-позови охранника(call the security)
-где вы ходите?(to the guard: where were you?)
-СУКИ! (The guy: Bitches!!!)
-сядь за стол и успокойся! (Sit down and calm)
-милицию вызовите, кто-нибудь! позвоните…(someone, call the police)
-пошёл ты!(The guy to the guard: Fuck you!)
-…(some screams…)
-да что же ты делаешь!(What the hell are you doing?!?)
-суки(Bitches!)
-ну что ты стоишь(do not just stand up here, do something!)
-к чёрту всё!(Fuck it all!)
-успокойся(Calm down)
-что вы делаете, аккуратней!(what are you doing! be carefull!)
-суки все вы!(you’r bitches all!)
-аккуратней!(be carefull)
-…успокойте его, ну!(…calm him down, now!)
-не бейте его! перестаньте! что вы делаете! да остановитесь же! вы его убьёте! перестаньте! (woman:don’t beat him! stop it! what are you doing! stop it now! you’re going to kill him! stop it!)
(звук разряда шокера)(electroshocker sound)
-скорую вызовите!(call the emergency!)
-я щас попробую(…i’ll try..)
-ребят, всё, успокойтесь… давайте уже разойдёмся… вы как в цирке, честное слово… да парня снесло… всё, девушка, успокойтесь…(hey, guys! calm down! let’s get out of here, it’s not a circus, really… Yes, he got mad, that’s all, lady, calm down…)
-всё-всё, убрали телефон.(guard: the show is over, turn off your phone)

By: Mackenzie

Mackenzie — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 12:31:38 +0000

Only retards think retard has two “t”s.

By: Rockalypse

Rockalypse — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:19:31 +0000

I do speak russian, but all I understood was him screaming “you are all bitches”, and then the security guy saying “that’s all, turn off your mobile phones(cameras). The rest is too indistinct

By: zaxx

zaxx — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:06:55 +0000

wait look closer at 0.01 – 0.03 on the top video thats one of the reasons he gets mad and when he picks up the key bored there’s no wires and when he picks up the monitor there are definitely no wires so i think it might be fake
but danm i wana try that lol

By: shaun mclane

shaun mclane — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 05:07:25 +0000

ok, so my Russian is not great, but I think he was yelling something about Twitter. :-) And it was right after his friend sent him this link

By: James

James — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:01:39 +0000

Worst english ever.

By: raoul

raoul — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:51:06 +0000

Its not fake, the taser isn’t fake. No-one is running away. All the women are crying and saying why? stop, your scaring me… they know this guy long time, co-worker/ friend. He just lost it. and as for the cables on the tech etc. Its a Russian office, equipment was made in North Korea, or somewhere with just as good quality in manufacturing practices.

By: elmorte

elmorte — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:51:10 +0000

You sure you weren’t watching the World Cup final video?

By: elmorte

elmorte — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:50:17 +0000

A lot probably, what with the exchange rate nowadays…