Kirsten Vangsness From ‘Criminal Minds’ - One HOT Geek
April 30, 2008 by Mark O'Neill |By Mark O’Neill
OK, I’m going to go all teenage hormonal for a minute (so please excuse me) but as far as sexy computer geeks go, actress Kirsten Vangsness is seriously HOT.
In case you have no idea who Kirsten is, she plays FBI computer analyst Penelope Garcia in the CBS television series Criminal Minds and everytime she comes on-screen, I instantly lose the power of speech and start salivating all over the floor. Which is pretty bad if you’re on the phone to your mother at the time.
So when the FBI team is scrambling about in despair looking for the serial killer and they don’t know what to do, I’m shouting “get Kirsten! she’ll know what to do!” and sure enough, the answer is ALWAYS tucked away in the maniac’s computer.
So is there anyone else out there who is a rival for Kirsten’s affections other than me? (meet me at dawn with pistols drawn you scoundrel!). Or is there another sexy computer geek on television that gets you all hot and bothered instead? Come on, tell us who over-heats your hard drive….
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I’d meet you at dawn but I’m not a morning person. How about noonish? Plus my wife doesn’t like it when I start salivating near the TV. I agree that Kirsten is the sexiest geek on TV right now. It was good to see her outside of the farm last season but terrible to see her shot.
Oh yes, that dirty rotter who shot her…when she was lying there and she told the other agents that when she was shot, the one thing going through her head was that David Bowie song, Heroes….I thought “she’s PERFECT!”
My all-time favorite geek is still Keegan Conner Tracy who played Diane on the short-lived TV show Jake 2.0. She is also currently starring on my FAVORITE show Battlestar Galactica.
Second runner-up would have to be Jewel Staite who played Kaylee on Firefly and is now on Stargate Atlantis.
Definitely a hottie but I think I prefer the goth chick from NCIS.
I agree with the above poster about Kaylee from Firefly.
/drool
Abby? I don’t know. Sometimes she strikes me as the most uncredible scientist on television!
I’m with you there, she’s hot. Hell, even my very straight gf thinks Kirsten is beautiful.
Although Abbey from NCIS isn’t half bad either, the tats help her case. But Mark has a point, Abbey is kind of a hokie character…
You know, Back in the first few seasons of SG1,Samantha Carter was smokin’ and very geeky.
I would wholeheartedly agree with that - Sam Carter is smokin!!
How could I have forgotten about Jewel Staite! When she had the small amount of dirt on her face in Firefly she was beautiful and could fix an engine. Now playing a doctor on Atlantis, what a hottie.