Kirsten Vangsness From ‘Criminal Minds’ – One HOT Geek


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By Mark O’Neill

OK, I’m going to go all teenage hormonal for a minute (so please excuse me) but as far as sexy computer geeks go, actress Kirsten Vangsness is seriously HOT.

In case you have no idea who Kirsten is, she plays FBI computer analyst Penelope Garcia in the CBS television series Criminal Minds and everytime she comes on-screen, I instantly lose the power of speech and start salivating all over the floor. Which is pretty bad if you’re on the phone to your mother at the time.

So when the FBI team is scrambling about in despair looking for the serial killer and they don’t know what to do, I’m shouting “get Kirsten! she’ll know what to do!” and sure enough, the answer is ALWAYS tucked away in the maniac’s computer.

So is there anyone else out there who is a rival for Kirsten’s affections other than me? (meet me at dawn with pistols drawn you scoundrel!). Or is there another sexy computer geek on television that gets you all hot and bothered instead? Come on, tell us who over-heats your hard drive….





33 Responses to Kirsten Vangsness From ‘Criminal Minds’ – One HOT Geek

  1. I'd meet you at dawn but I'm not a morning person. How about noonish? Plus my wife doesn't like it when I start salivating near the TV. I agree that Kirsten is the sexiest geek on TV right now. It was good to see her outside of the farm last season but terrible to see her shot.

    • Oh yes, that dirty rotter who shot her…when she was lying there and she told the other agents that when she was shot, the one thing going through her head was that David Bowie song, Heroes….I thought "she's PERFECT!" :-)

  2. I’d meet you at dawn but I’m not a morning person. How about noonish? Plus my wife doesn’t like it when I start salivating near the TV. I agree that Kirsten is the sexiest geek on TV right now. It was good to see her outside of the farm last season but terrible to see her shot.

    • Oh yes, that dirty rotter who shot her…when she was lying there and she told the other agents that when she was shot, the one thing going through her head was that David Bowie song, Heroes….I thought “she’s PERFECT!” :-)

  3. My all-time favorite geek is still Keegan Conner Tracy who played Diane on the short-lived TV show Jake 2.0. She is also currently starring on my FAVORITE show Battlestar Galactica.

    Second runner-up would have to be Jewel Staite who played Kaylee on Firefly and is now on Stargate Atlantis.

  4. My all-time favorite geek is still Keegan Conner Tracy who played Diane on the short-lived TV show Jake 2.0. She is also currently starring on my FAVORITE show Battlestar Galactica.

    Second runner-up would have to be Jewel Staite who played Kaylee on Firefly and is now on Stargate Atlantis.

  5. Definitely a hottie but I think I prefer the goth chick from NCIS.

    I agree with the above poster about Kaylee from Firefly.

    /drool

  6. Definitely a hottie but I think I prefer the goth chick from NCIS.

    I agree with the above poster about Kaylee from Firefly.
    /drool

  7. I'm with you there, she's hot. Hell, even my very straight gf thinks Kirsten is beautiful.

    Although Abbey from NCIS isn't half bad either, the tats help her case. But Mark has a point, Abbey is kind of a hokie character…

    You know, Back in the first few seasons of SG1,Samantha Carter was smokin' and very geeky.

  8. I’m with you there, she’s hot. Hell, even my very straight gf thinks Kirsten is beautiful.

    Although Abbey from NCIS isn’t half bad either, the tats help her case. But Mark has a point, Abbey is kind of a hokie character…

    You know, Back in the first few seasons of SG1,Samantha Carter was smokin’ and very geeky.

  9. How could I have forgotten about Jewel Staite! When she had the small amount of dirt on her face in Firefly she was beautiful and could fix an engine. Now playing a doctor on Atlantis, what a hottie.

  10. How could I have forgotten about Jewel Staite! When she had the small amount of dirt on her face in Firefly she was beautiful and could fix an engine. Now playing a doctor on Atlantis, what a hottie.

  11. Kirsten (and her character Garcia) are amazing! Hell, I got here looking for pictures of her, so I think that tells you all you need to know ;)

    I pretty much want to be Garcia “when I grow up”.

  12. Kirsten (and her character Garcia) are amazing! Hell, I got here looking for pictures of her, so I think that tells you all you need to know ;)

    I pretty much want to be Garcia "when I grow up".

  13. uh, i dont even know what im doing on this website, i was just looking for ideas for weird hairstyles, and i thouht looking up garcia {{by the way, garcia is pretty, but im a girl…so, yeah}}. i saw this un-computer-geekish picture of her, and decided to check it out, and it sent me here. since you are on the topic of hot geeks, i feel like i should bring up dr. reid? if you watch criminal minds, you should know who he is. you know: young, amazing hair, always says words that only i {{in my family}} understand? yeah, him, hes my favorite, and the only real reason i watch the show {{except for the fact i want to work for the fbi

  14. uh, i dont even know what im doing on this website, i was just looking for ideas for weird hairstyles, and i thouht looking up garcia {{by the way, garcia is pretty, but im a girl…so, yeah}}. i saw this un-computer-geekish picture of her, and decided to check it out, and it sent me here. since you are on the topic of hot geeks, i feel like i should bring up dr. reid? if you watch criminal minds, you should know who he is. you know: young, amazing hair, always says words that only i {{in my family}} understand? yeah, him, hes my favorite, and the only real reason i watch the show {{except for the fact i want to work for the fbi

  15. Great actress in theater and on tv.

    She is my favorite on CM.

    She can talk dirty to me anytime,

    even though she's married.

  16. Great actress in theater and on tv.

    She is my favorite on CM.

    She can talk dirty to me anytime,
    even though she’s married.

  17. Since I,too, bat for the ‘home team’, I think she’s exceptionally hot. I’m jealous of Melanie! Why is it the good ones are always taken!!??

  18. Since I,too, bat for the 'home team', I think she's exceptionally hot. I'm jealous of Melanie! Why is it the good ones are always taken!!??

  19. sorry … she’s mine. I’ve already bought her an engagement ring. I know she’s engaged already to Melanie, but my engagement to her will be symbolic only since she’s gay and I’m a man. But yeah, I’m seriously in love/lust with Kirsten.

    Plus, it doesn’t help that she’s a carbon copy of the love of my life that I foolishly let get away … :-(

  20. sorry … she's mine. I've already bought her an engagement ring. I know she's engaged already to Melanie, but my engagement to her will be symbolic only since she's gay and I'm a man. But yeah, I'm seriously in love/lust with Kirsten.

    Plus, it doesn't help that she's a carbon copy of the love of my life that I foolishly let get away … :-(

  21. I have to agree Kirsten is very hot, but I have to say she still loses to the NCIS chick. Abbey is very hot as well, but that's not the NCIS chick I'm talking about. Sure she's an expert in her field, but not quite what I had in mind when thinking "geek". I mean NCIS: Los Angeles' Renée Felice Smith as Nell Jones, the hot geeky girl who puts the show's 'official' geek to shame! She's like the assistant geek who outgeeks her geeky boss. And it's awesome. That's so geeky and so sexy.