Internal Microsoft Vista sales video will make you cry

April 17, 2008 by Geeks are Sexy | 32 comments

This is bad… very, very bad. So before hitting that play button, don’t forget that you’ve been warned.

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32 Responses to “Internal Microsoft Vista sales video will make you cry”

  1. Kiltak says:

    Oh, and have you guys seen the name of the band? Bruce ServicePack and the Vista Street Band.. Muahaha

  2. Anya says:

    Oh, my god. Hilarious…and yet I’m so out of the Windows loop I can’t tell you whether Vista is old or new or if there is another version. I’m going to assume from this video Vista is about a year old?

  3. Red Nikon says:

    This. Has. To. Be. Fake!

    If not then the sales team over at Microsoft has gone insane and needs to be replaced now. Actually, all of Microsoft needs to be replaced.

  4. BelchSpeak says:

    Im burning my Springstein records.

  5. Jeffery Williams says:

    I like how they use Vista’s Service Pack 1 release as a marketing strategy. Makes me think that was the only purpose of the SP. I can’t really tell the difference between vista and vista SP1.

    I also like the “See what’s on your employees laptops” line. Nothing like the thought police to make you feel secure.

  6. south says:

    So so very bad. I’m going to have to jab my eyes and ears with a sharp object to rid that from my brain.

  7. Wayne says:

    I lasted 45 seconds. I just couldn’t watch it all.

  8. Gawyn210 says:

    There’s 3 minutes of my life that I’ll never have back.

  9. Gawyn210 says:

    …but I was warned.

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  11. Sue says:

    I am physically embarrassed for everyone involved in the making of that video.

  12. Lynn says:

    OMG – that is just horrible.

  13. Tony Landis says:

    It couldn’t possibly be worse

  14. Stan says:

    That sucks worse than M$ Vista. And Vista sucks bad.

  15. steve says:

    sweet f*****g jesus…

  16. Dizzle says:

    I think I have eye and ear cancer.

    No more crybabying about Apple making fun of them in their commercials – this mocks microcrap more than Apple ever could. And it is self-inflicted.

  17. Justin says:

    Hate to be the one to say it, but it’s intended to be bad. It’s a deliberate spoof by Microsoft, intended to make fun of their image. The best part: The vast majority of the blogsphere bought it hook, line, and sinker. http://www.news.com/8301-10787_3-9920713-60.html

  18. Patrick Biz says:

    Heading over to the iTunes Store to purchase myself a protected copy of this song.

    Rock ‘n Roll

  19. Jaxter says:

    whaaa?
    where the rocks!?
    i hate vista and this song really make me cry and disappointed hahahaha

    XP or nothing

  20. Sarah says:

    hehe… I actually thought it was pretty catchy!! ok guys start hating me now :)

    • Kiltak says:

      Ok everyone, it’s time to start throwing rocks at Sarah! :)

      If you guys haven’t read some of the previous comments, it looks like the whole thing was filmed to look bad…

      http://www.news.com/8301-10787_3-9920713-60.html

      Have you seen the number of views on youtube? it’s at 500,000+ views now. What MS has done is not a crappy, internal video, but a brilliant marketing campaing that will be seen by millions of people.

  21. absolutely brilliant! :) i like it too! thanks to sarah for forwarding it to me!

  22. Jorge says:

    Malo malo malo :D

  23. Nick says:

    I’m sold! I can’t use my printer or apps with Vista but at least some fat dude in spandex with Bitlocker on his chest will protect me. Anyone know when Bruce Service Pack is going on tour??

  24. Rob says:

    Whats sad is that they spend more effort on making that video than they did making Vista! LOL

  25. That was flat out painful to watch. Was it leaked as in those Scientology leaked clips? From an ex-Micronaught?

  26. bboy says:

    Vista is rubbish.
    SP1 makes it no better.
    I spend my life in fear of completely reinstalling my system AGAIN.
    XP sp2 was great. What went wrong?
    Every day my computer comes up with a new error / problem.
    Will somebody please take legal action against Microshaft for distributing a fundamentally faulty product that has cost the world billions and put these NSA orientated muppets out of world domination (business)

  27. AmooN says:

    oh….god

    who ever is responsible of these sholud be burned alife

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  29. milkjo says:

    screaming baby jesus – i havent seen it yet – but now after
    reading this ..i…i.. just have to at least peek at it?
    one small look?

  30. milkjo says:

    45 seconds before it crashed… ‘not enough storage is available to complete this operation’ bullshit keeps coming up… this unit (eunuch) just hit two weeks old and it seems its time to go back to the wasteshop salesperson from which it came… yep – going to see if i can get my f***ing money back already.

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