Internal Microsoft Vista sales video will make you cry
April 17, 2008 by Geeks are Sexy | 32 commentsThis is bad… very, very bad. So before hitting that play button, don’t forget that you’ve been warned.
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Oh, and have you guys seen the name of the band? Bruce ServicePack and the Vista Street Band.. Muahaha
Oh, my god. Hilarious…and yet I’m so out of the Windows loop I can’t tell you whether Vista is old or new or if there is another version. I’m going to assume from this video Vista is about a year old?
This. Has. To. Be. Fake!
If not then the sales team over at Microsoft has gone insane and needs to be replaced now. Actually, all of Microsoft needs to be replaced.
Im burning my Springstein records.
I like how they use Vista’s Service Pack 1 release as a marketing strategy. Makes me think that was the only purpose of the SP. I can’t really tell the difference between vista and vista SP1.
I also like the “See what’s on your employees laptops” line. Nothing like the thought police to make you feel secure.
So so very bad. I’m going to have to jab my eyes and ears with a sharp object to rid that from my brain.
I lasted 45 seconds. I just couldn’t watch it all.
There’s 3 minutes of my life that I’ll never have back.
…but I was warned.
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I am physically embarrassed for everyone involved in the making of that video.
OMG – that is just horrible.
It couldn’t possibly be worse
That sucks worse than M$ Vista. And Vista sucks bad.
sweet f*****g jesus…
sexy
I think I have eye and ear cancer.
No more crybabying about Apple making fun of them in their commercials – this mocks microcrap more than Apple ever could. And it is self-inflicted.
Hate to be the one to say it, but it’s intended to be bad. It’s a deliberate spoof by Microsoft, intended to make fun of their image. The best part: The vast majority of the blogsphere bought it hook, line, and sinker. http://www.news.com/8301-10787_3-9920713-60.html
Heading over to the iTunes Store to purchase myself a protected copy of this song.
Rock ‘n Roll
whaaa?
where the rocks!?
i hate vista and this song really make me cry and disappointed hahahaha
XP or nothing
hehe… I actually thought it was pretty catchy!! ok guys start hating me now :)
Ok everyone, it’s time to start throwing rocks at Sarah! :)
If you guys haven’t read some of the previous comments, it looks like the whole thing was filmed to look bad…
http://www.news.com/8301-10787_3-9920713-60.html
Have you seen the number of views on youtube? it’s at 500,000+ views now. What MS has done is not a crappy, internal video, but a brilliant marketing campaing that will be seen by millions of people.
absolutely brilliant! :) i like it too! thanks to sarah for forwarding it to me!
Malo malo malo :D
I’m sold! I can’t use my printer or apps with Vista but at least some fat dude in spandex with Bitlocker on his chest will protect me. Anyone know when Bruce Service Pack is going on tour??
Whats sad is that they spend more effort on making that video than they did making Vista! LOL
That was flat out painful to watch. Was it leaked as in those Scientology leaked clips? From an ex-Micronaught?
Vista is rubbish.
SP1 makes it no better.
I spend my life in fear of completely reinstalling my system AGAIN.
XP sp2 was great. What went wrong?
Every day my computer comes up with a new error / problem.
Will somebody please take legal action against Microshaft for distributing a fundamentally faulty product that has cost the world billions and put these NSA orientated muppets out of world domination (business)
oh….god
who ever is responsible of these sholud be burned alife
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screaming baby jesus – i havent seen it yet – but now after
reading this ..i…i.. just have to at least peek at it?
one small look?
45 seconds before it crashed… ‘not enough storage is available to complete this operation’ bullshit keeps coming up… this unit (eunuch) just hit two weeks old and it seems its time to go back to the wasteshop salesperson from which it came… yep – going to see if i can get my f***ing money back already.