Internal Microsoft Vista sales video will make you cry

April 17, 2008 by Kiltak |

This is bad… very, very bad. So before hitting that play button, don’t forget that you’ve been warned.

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29 Comments »

Comment by Kiltak
2008-04-17 06:40:20

Oh, and have you guys seen the name of the band? Bruce ServicePack and the Vista Street Band.. Muahaha

 
Comment by Anya
2008-04-17 06:53:38

Oh, my god. Hilarious…and yet I’m so out of the Windows loop I can’t tell you whether Vista is old or new or if there is another version. I’m going to assume from this video Vista is about a year old?

 
Comment by Red Nikon
2008-04-17 07:20:14

This. Has. To. Be. Fake!

If not then the sales team over at Microsoft has gone insane and needs to be replaced now. Actually, all of Microsoft needs to be replaced.

 
Comment by BelchSpeak
2008-04-17 07:29:28

Im burning my Springstein records.

 
Comment by Jeffery Williams
2008-04-17 07:37:45

I like how they use Vista’s Service Pack 1 release as a marketing strategy. Makes me think that was the only purpose of the SP. I can’t really tell the difference between vista and vista SP1.

I also like the “See what’s on your employees laptops” line. Nothing like the thought police to make you feel secure.

 
Comment by south
2008-04-17 07:39:44

So so very bad. I’m going to have to jab my eyes and ears with a sharp object to rid that from my brain.

 
Comment by Wayne
2008-04-17 07:54:15

I lasted 45 seconds. I just couldn’t watch it all.

 
Comment by Gawyn210
2008-04-17 08:09:32

There’s 3 minutes of my life that I’ll never have back.

 
Comment by Gawyn210
2008-04-17 08:10:15

…but I was warned.

 
Comment by Sue
2008-04-17 10:24:49

I am physically embarrassed for everyone involved in the making of that video.

 
Comment by Lynn
2008-04-17 10:34:50

OMG - that is just horrible.

 
Comment by Tony Landis
2008-04-17 11:48:53

It couldn’t possibly be worse

 
Comment by Stan
2008-04-17 12:21:08

That sucks worse than M$ Vista. And Vista sucks bad.

 
Comment by steve
2008-04-17 13:10:37

sweet f*****g jesus…

 
Comment by Aldo
2008-04-17 13:37:08

sexy

 
Comment by Dizzle Subscribed to comments via email
2008-04-17 15:21:09

I think I have eye and ear cancer.

No more crybabying about Apple making fun of them in their commercials - this mocks microcrap more than Apple ever could. And it is self-inflicted.

 
Comment by Justin
2008-04-17 15:27:33

Hate to be the one to say it, but it’s intended to be bad. It’s a deliberate spoof by Microsoft, intended to make fun of their image. The best part: The vast majority of the blogsphere bought it hook, line, and sinker. http://www.news.com/8301-10787_3-9920713-60.html

 
Comment by Patrick Biz Subscribed to comments via email
2008-04-17 16:34:00

Heading over to the iTunes Store to purchase myself a protected copy of this song.

Rock ‘n Roll

 
Comment by Jaxter
2008-04-17 22:45:30

whaaa?
where the rocks!?
i hate vista and this song really make me cry and disappointed hahahaha

XP or nothing

 
Comment by Sarah
2008-04-18 02:16:58

hehe… I actually thought it was pretty catchy!! ok guys start hating me now :)

Comment by Kiltak
2008-04-18 02:22:28

Ok everyone, it’s time to start throwing rocks at Sarah! :)

If you guys haven’t read some of the previous comments, it looks like the whole thing was filmed to look bad…

http://www.news.com/8301-10787_3-9920713-60.html

Have you seen the number of views on youtube? it’s at 500,000+ views now. What MS has done is not a crappy, internal video, but a brilliant marketing campaing that will be seen by millions of people.

 
 
Comment by Jesmond Darmanin
2008-04-18 02:48:53

absolutely brilliant! :) i like it too! thanks to sarah for forwarding it to me!

 
Comment by Jorge
2008-04-18 08:51:52

Malo malo malo :D

 
Comment by Nick
2008-04-19 04:49:34

I’m sold! I can’t use my printer or apps with Vista but at least some fat dude in spandex with Bitlocker on his chest will protect me. Anyone know when Bruce Service Pack is going on tour??

 
Comment by Rob
2008-04-19 05:38:02

Whats sad is that they spend more effort on making that video than they did making Vista! LOL

 
Comment by Robert MacEwan
2008-04-19 11:37:09

That was flat out painful to watch. Was it leaked as in those Scientology leaked clips? From an ex-Micronaught?

 
Comment by bboy
2008-04-20 12:02:16

Vista is rubbish.
SP1 makes it no better.
I spend my life in fear of completely reinstalling my system AGAIN.
XP sp2 was great. What went wrong?
Every day my computer comes up with a new error / problem.
Will somebody please take legal action against Microshaft for distributing a fundamentally faulty product that has cost the world billions and put these NSA orientated muppets out of world domination (business)

 
Comment by AmooN
2008-04-27 14:44:26

oh….god

who ever is responsible of these sholud be burned alife

 
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